Amanda Bynes: I'm Not Insane, Just Topless (and Have Only Hot Friends)!

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Amanda Bynes swears she is not insane.

Also, she only has hot friends. Got that?

Amanda Bynes Topless
Amanda Bynes Topless Photo

The 27-year-old "retired actress" told In Touch Wednesday that she’s totes fine and blasted anyone who says otherwise ... basically all you ugly people in the world.

“I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care,” she told the celebrity gossip mag.

“The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to," Amanda Bynes adds. “I only have hot friends. They have my back until I die.”

She also shot down addiction rumors:

“I don’t drink. I’m allergic to alcohol,” Amanda says, adding that she does smoke, but only tobacco and not inside Planet Fitness as was initially reported.

In recent months, Amanda’s frequent trips to the gym have sparked headlines about her bizarre behavior, from going topless to smoking in the locker room.

Yet Bynes says she’s just focused on getting in shape. “I’m getting in shape for all the photo shoots," she says. "I like being 100 pounds … 21 to go!”

Those photo shoots meaning sexy Twitter pics?

It's all very unclear, but she's loving life these days, even if she's currently 35 pounds short of her "goal weight" (135 is a healthy weight for 5'8", BTW).

“I’ll design clothes and sing because I want to, not because I need the money. I love singing and I can’t wait to start working on an album,” she says.

As for the Twitter reports that the police went to her house last night after a possible suicide scare, we're looking into it, but can't confirm it at this time.

It wouldn't surprise us if that were true, but would also be the easiest rumor to ever make up if one were an opportunist with nothing better to do.


I really found Amanda attractive when she posed for a front cover of MAXIM magazine back in February 2010, I think. Now, I just think that she is messy and disgusting. I miss the old Amanda Bynes, who is gone forever.


Looks hot in a really trashy way....really can barely even recognize her.
But the question is, if shes really retired anyways, why does anyone (including this site) even care? Not like shes the only druggy slutty gal on the internet.


I'd love to bend her over that sink and pound some sense into her. :)~


All aboard the crazy train! Where it stops, no one knows...I feel bad for her.....a little!


Amanda your making people hate you.


"Hot friends" MY ASS!!!!! That annoying train-wreck Amanda Bynes is truly insane if she thinks that those "hot friends" of hers really care about her. Those kind of people are nothing but leech-filled and enabling parasites who are gonna get (eventually) bored with Amanda and move on to another celebrity to mooch and leech off of. Amanda who's REALLY AND TRULY the all-around ugly one here? Let me see...YOU ARE!!!!! STUPID-ASS BITCH!!!!!


Very sad situation. Anyone who doesn't think this girl in crisis is clueless. Unfortunately unless she breaks the law she will get no help. At her age her family cannot intervene.

Dani young

i feel like she's making up for lost time. usually young actresses lose their shit earlier then their late 20s. gotta catch up to lindsey!


She sounds stupid to be 27. This is something a 17 year old would say. Her friends are going to be nice to her because she's famous and they feel bad for her that she has turned out this way. To say everyone is ugly in this world.. Have you looked at yourself lately in the mirror with glasses.. beacuse you obviously need them. You look like a train wreck from the neck up little girl! Really if your not doing drugs you do have something mentally wrong with you.


I hope those boobs are real and never got them done..

@ Hope

same those boobs are huge


Amanda Bynes Biography

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Amanda Bynes is a young, innocent actress who is a former show host on Nickelodeon and a singer in addition to an acting star . After... More »
Thousand Oaks, California
Full Name
Amanda Laura Bynes

Amanda Bynes Quotes

My favorite part of my body is my smile.

Amanda Bynes

I say I never want to get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? I'd get bored!

Amanda Bynes