Amanda Bynes: I'm Not Insane, Just Topless (and Have Only Hot Friends)!

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Amanda Bynes swears she is not insane.

Also, she only has hot friends. Got that?

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The 27-year-old "retired actress" told In Touch Wednesday that she’s totes fine and blasted anyone who says otherwise ... basically all you ugly people in the world.

“I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care,” she told the celebrity gossip mag.

“The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to," Amanda Bynes adds. “I only have hot friends. They have my back until I die.”

She also shot down addiction rumors:

“I don’t drink. I’m allergic to alcohol,” Amanda says, adding that she does smoke, but only tobacco and not inside Planet Fitness as was initially reported.

In recent months, Amanda’s frequent trips to the gym have sparked headlines about her bizarre behavior, from going topless to smoking in the locker room.

Yet Bynes says she’s just focused on getting in shape. “I’m getting in shape for all the photo shoots," she says. "I like being 100 pounds … 21 to go!”

Those photo shoots meaning sexy Twitter pics?

It's all very unclear, but she's loving life these days, even if she's currently 35 pounds short of her "goal weight" (135 is a healthy weight for 5'8", BTW).

“I’ll design clothes and sing because I want to, not because I need the money. I love singing and I can’t wait to start working on an album,” she says.

As for the Twitter reports that the police went to her house last night after a possible suicide scare, we're looking into it, but can't confirm it at this time.

It wouldn't surprise us if that were true, but would also be the easiest rumor to ever make up if one were an opportunist with nothing better to do.


Amanda Bynes Biography

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Amanda Bynes is a young, innocent actress who is a former show host on Nickelodeon and a singer in addition to an acting star . After... More »
Thousand Oaks, California
Full Name
Amanda Laura Bynes

Amanda Bynes Quotes

My favorite part of my body is my smile.

Amanda Bynes

I say I never want to get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? I'd get bored!

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