The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Recap, Part I: Kill the Fan!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta were back Sunday night for their "Reunion Part 1" and it's all about the shade ... but should it really be about the fan?

We recap all the screeching in our THG +/- review.

Kenya's Fan

What is up with Kenya's fan? Was she expecting the air conditioning to be out? Is she having hot flashes? Minus 15 for taking this Gone With the Wind thing a little too far.

Plus 18 to Kandi, who asked, "Girl, can you flick that thing with your left hand?" Kandi looked as though she'd had enough of not only Kenya's fan but the entire reunion.

I think the girl is ready to move on to her spinoff. Apparently every Housewife wants one.

Looks like Kandi's still holding a grudge against NeNe for things she said back in season one. Plus 12 to NeNe for not trying to deny it. Of course an apology might have helped too.

Kandi's showing off her ring but not giving out her wedding date. She doesn't want anyone to steal it.  Minus 10. It looks like we'll have that whole baby name argument between Kim and Kandi to look forward to next week.

Cynthia was a show stopper in that dress. Plus 22. The girl knows how to work a room and she doesn't need crazy accessories like fans or fishnet coverups to do it.

But Kenya can't figure out who to flick her fan at next. Plus 15 because as crazy as she is, she certainly made sure all eyes were on her this season.  

First she gets into it with Porsha. The flashbacks to their very first charity event where Porsha called Kenya Miss America instead of Miss USA really show Ms. Moore's insecure side. Minus 12. Porsha made an honest mistake. Anyone else would have gotten over it.

Then it's all about the booty and whose video is outselling whose.  Minus 30. I'm so tired about hearing about their competing booties.

Phaedra says that instead of a Single White Female they've got the Black Delusional Kenya.

It did come out that Phaedra's fishnet cover up was custom made. Should we be impressed or horrified?

Of course Phaedra takes the opportunity to express her love of the naked form. She appreciates nudity and especially oversized penises. Seriously girl, that's more than I need to know. Besides, I don't think I've ever heard anyone express their appreciation of the really small ones.

All of this coming from an eight months pregnant Phaedra but that doesn't deter Kenya from telling her, "You'll be picking up your teeth off the floor, pregnant and all.

Minus 40.  Threatening to assault a pregnant woman, now that's beyond shady.

Can't wait to see what part 2 has in store for us next week.

EPISODE TOTAL: -40! SEASON TOTAL: -332!

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Kenya one word explains her INSANE

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Get rid of Kenya she is a rude jelouse ignorant Biach! She is so jelouse of women it makes u embarrassed for her. Sweetheart you should learn from these women they didn't have to beg men to marry them! How u made miss America is beyond me you are the least attractive one on the show and this includes the men

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I felt that Real Housewives of Atlanta had a wonderful chance of having a positive influence on television and especially African American Women. I was WRONG!
They are all very blessed in so many ways, but all they do is fight each other & drag each other down at any cost. As for Kenya, JUST SAY NO, she did make any positive contributions. Kandi is the realistic one of the bunch, keep doing what you're doing Kandi!

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I marked Kenya as low-life trash the minute she came on camera, and she's done nothing the entire season to change my mind. She proves that although money can buy a lot of things, class isn't one of them. Her behavior at the Reunion Part 1 was disgusting, and I wasn't surprised to discover that her winning Miss USA wasn't the "historic moment" she had claimed. I wish Kandi had taken that fan and broken it over Kenya's head.

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the reunion turned into the Kenya story. I cant stand her and if she's going to be forfront next season, i will definately stop watching. it was a good show without her.

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Thank goodness most of them hid their rusty knees....

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@ ladonna

Guess you won't be watching then. Miss Kenya's the star.

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lolol i have that fan................shes a copycat.....bought it in china town for 5 bucks LOLOLOL

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WHAT'S THE SHOW WITHOUT FANS?
folks?