The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Recap, Part I: Kill the Fan!

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta were back Sunday night for their "Reunion Part 1" and it's all about the shade ... but should it really be about the fan?

We recap all the screeching in our THG +/- review.

Kenya's Fan

What is up with Kenya's fan? Was she expecting the air conditioning to be out? Is she having hot flashes? Minus 15 for taking this Gone With the Wind thing a little too far.

Plus 18 to Kandi, who asked, "Girl, can you flick that thing with your left hand?" Kandi looked as though she'd had enough of not only Kenya's fan but the entire reunion.

I think the girl is ready to move on to her spinoff. Apparently every Housewife wants one.

Looks like Kandi's still holding a grudge against NeNe for things she said back in season one. Plus 12 to NeNe for not trying to deny it. Of course an apology might have helped too.

Kandi's showing off her ring but not giving out her wedding date. She doesn't want anyone to steal it.  Minus 10. It looks like we'll have that whole baby name argument between Kim and Kandi to look forward to next week.

Cynthia was a show stopper in that dress. Plus 22. The girl knows how to work a room and she doesn't need crazy accessories like fans or fishnet coverups to do it.

But Kenya can't figure out who to flick her fan at next. Plus 15 because as crazy as she is, she certainly made sure all eyes were on her this season.  

First she gets into it with Porsha. The flashbacks to their very first charity event where Porsha called Kenya Miss America instead of Miss USA really show Ms. Moore's insecure side. Minus 12. Porsha made an honest mistake. Anyone else would have gotten over it.

Then it's all about the booty and whose video is outselling whose.  Minus 30. I'm so tired about hearing about their competing booties.

Phaedra says that instead of a Single White Female they've got the Black Delusional Kenya.

It did come out that Phaedra's fishnet cover up was custom made. Should we be impressed or horrified?

Of course Phaedra takes the opportunity to express her love of the naked form. She appreciates nudity and especially oversized penises. Seriously girl, that's more than I need to know. Besides, I don't think I've ever heard anyone express their appreciation of the really small ones.

All of this coming from an eight months pregnant Phaedra but that doesn't deter Kenya from telling her, "You'll be picking up your teeth off the floor, pregnant and all.

Minus 40.  Threatening to assault a pregnant woman, now that's beyond shady.

Can't wait to see what part 2 has in store for us next week.



I have been watching bravo since the HWO orange county first came on. I hate kenya moore until I should go to confession she is phony and she is not
From atlanta, she is garbage like faye resnick,why should women of color have a fool on our show.




Kenya might be attractive on the outside (for an old 40+ former beauty queen) but pure evil on the inside. The black female Dorian Gray. And from friends in Atlanta she paid Walter because she had no one else that would spend time with her on camera!


Funny clip of Phaedra at the reunion, talking about how she loves over-sized penises:


What was wrong with the other women? Nene's obnoxious, evil 'laugh'! 'Uh-heh-heh-heh-heh'! She sounded like an animal, and her hair is so absurd. Cynthia just sitting there in her eyes-closed, half-asleep, I'm-in-denial pose. Even Kandi could have defended Phaedra and Porsha against nutty Kenya's ugly smear tactics. Where are these ladies' morals? Are they so cowed by bitter Kenya that they couldn't intercede? What would have been appropriate is for the other women to have shouteded, 'KENYA, SHUT UP!' Keny is the ugliest woman. How did she EVER win a BEAUTY contest? UGH!!!!


Kenya Moore was accusing Phaedra of all the things Kenya's guilty of, like 'going for the jugular'. Kenya is so insecure. Like Porsha said, Kenya is 'so bitter and aggressive, it's ridiculous'. Kenya needs to deal with her hatred of women. Her mother rejected and abandoned her, and so Kenya is hateful and resentful of women, particularly those who are married with children. Kenya may have been beautiful at one time, but her sadness and anger have distorted her features. Her smile is the most pathetic thing ever. She is clearly jealous of both Phaedra and Porsha. That's why she attacks them and lies about them so relentlessly. Bravo, let this crazy, insecure, horrid creature go!


funny nene says she is a good judge of character,ever thought about yours. you judge kim for her wigs yet you have worn wigs. look to your left at your bff cynthia is she wearing wigs? stop being a hypocrit.


someone should define housewives to bravo. cynthia acts like a school girl and she's a two faced tattletale, grow up.


I thinks Kenya is jealous of the women who have men in their lives, and she does not. Kandi, Phaedra, Porscha, Cynthia and NeNe all have men you love them. Thats why she was flirting with Apollo. Phaedra should sue her CRAZY!! (&*^) for threating a pregnant woman...


Sorry but this season would have been extra boring without Kenya. If she hadn't been on, I would have stopped watching after the second episode. I love her because she brings the drama. I've noticed that although she usually doesn't start fights, she doesn't know how to handle shade well and goes off the deep end when its thrown her way. I find it utterly entertaining. She has definitely earned her spot on season 6. If she is kicked off, I am going to stop watching.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks