Metta World Peace Returns to Court, Is Too Sexy for His Cat

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Just 12 days after surgery on his knee, Metta World Peace returned to action for the Los Angeles Lakers Tuesday, playing 15 minutes in a critical victory over the New Orleans Hornets.

How did he pull off such a feat?

"I’m just too sexy for my cat," the man formerly known as Ron Artest explained in response to that question. "I’m too sexy for my cat.... If I wasn’t as sexy for my cat, I probably wouldn’t have came back. I’m so sexy, I came back."

Makes perfect sense to us.

Last night, meanwhile, Kobe Bryant was too sexy for all the cats in the world.

He dropped 47 points on Portland in a Los Angeles win, as the Lakers are now in sole possession of the final playoff spot in the Western Conference.

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