Lindsay Lohan Denies Doing Drugs, Drinking at Coachella

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Lindsay Lohan not only managed to not die at Coachella, she was 100% clean, navigating the tempting waters of drugs and booze without parking.

So she claims. Show of hands: Who believes that?

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Lindsay is telling people she did not drink even a sip of alcohol and stayed clear of all drugs, no matter how much of each people around her were using.

For the record, there were no photos of Lohan partying ... and there are always photos of her partying. So it's at least within the realm of possibility.

No one even recalled seeing her at any parties at night, which is pretty surprising but probably a good thing ... with rehab looming on May 2 and all.

In conclusion, assuming she's telling the truth:

  1. Good for her, showing willpower, but
  2. Why even bother going then?

First of all. That is an absolutely asinine statement && i quote "In conclusion, assuming she's telling the truth: Good for her, showing willpower, but
Why even bother going then? " Welll way to stereo type coachella. Way to also throw it out there that apparently in hollywood "the only thing to do with your time and money " is go out and get completley obliderated, and its fine; as long as its not front page of Star Mag. Seriously !? I go to plenty of music festies (Edc, Electric Forest, Wakarusa,Spring Awakening,Summerset) Annd THAT DOES NOT mean that I am off in a field tripping my face off with the 7 dwarves. Its super annoying that hollywood of all people would put these festivals under the bus all at what the exspense of lindsay lohan !? News flash. No one really cares about the bullshit you sad people have to gripe about. Seriously. Do something productive with your journalism degree other than tote your tasteless tacky tag lines and sling names and drug addicitions out there for everyone else to relate to. I just think you are judgy pathetic "writers" when in fact though- you call yourself a writer.. you are not in the least. This entire article sounds like a bunch of 8th grade prepubescent cackling gossip girls. I understand that with being a celebrity comes public scrutiny, but honestly... it becomes over played and seriously repetative in a plethra of different words and phrases mixed up to apprear different.. But seriously, why bother going. Haha. Gotta love people who sit behind a desk and write third party opinion into pragmatics.

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