Ray J may have hit it first, but a surrogate for Kim Kardashian is hoping to get the last laugh.
In response to that singer's hilarious Kim Kardashian sex tape ode, Jonathan Cheban has come out and made his feelings very well-known.
"When I saw that idiot Ray J make a song about her, you know I held myself back from twittering that Ray J is a real retard," Kim's BFF told Us Weekly on Saturday. "But you know, I can't deal with a thousand people twittering back and forth so I let it go. I mean, who does that?! You're a loser and you'll always be a loser."
In an interview with New York radio station Hot 97, Ray J tried to claim the song in question is somehow NOT about Kardashian, but rather "about a concept."
"People going way too deep," he said last week. "They just gotta keep it on the surface. I'm not trying to create no war, it's all love; we're doing music."
Dude, you're Ray J. Why run from what you've created?!? Embrace it. Own it. Live it. Love it.