Jonah Hill and Emma Watson are set to star in the upcoming screen adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey, he revealed last night at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards.
Sadly (or gratefully), he was not serious. We hope.
Before the actress, who turns 23 today, was presented with the Trailblazer award for her career thus far, she was the subject of a video montage in her honor.
That's when Hill came on the screen and made light of the rumors tying Watson to the role of Ana Steele by announcing that HE will play Christian Grey.
His safe word? It's tangerine. Just FYI.