Eddie Kaye Thomas, a.k.a. Finch from American Pie, called the cops Wednesday night claiming a female house guest was threatening to kill him with a knife.
No, it wasn't Stifler's mom.
Thomas' call was taken pretty seriously, because a SWAT team was seen outside his Hollywood Hills residence in response to the situation.
The woman is now in police custody. That's a relief.
According to sources, the couple got into an argument and the woman grabbed a kitchen knife and threatened him, so Thomas ran outside and call 911.