Too Short's efforts to evade police after being pulled over for DUI were quickly cut ... short. The rapper attempted to bail, only to be tripped up ... by the sidewalk.
Best of all, it's captured on a TMZ video for our entertainment.
During the field sobriety test, Too Short can be seen chatting with a pair of police officers when he decided to simply take off - always a bright move.
He then fell over, making a DUI charge (and laughs) a lock.
After being tackled within seconds, Too Short was arrested.
He was also charged with drug possession, but Short's rep says the drugs weren't his - and that he ran because he's "had bad run-ins with law enforcement."