The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: The Claws Come Out

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Bravo took us right from the The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale to the reunion show last night, and one Housewife was glaringly absent.

We break down who bailed and who had the best fake out in THG's +/- recap ...

Is It Over?

The Housewives hit Andy's couch so that must mean the season is over. But one Housewife didn't show.

Adrienne Maloof bailed and not just on the reunion show but on the entire series. Minus 15. Too bad her final act as a Housewife was to no-show.

I suppose it all became too much for her but Lisa was right. You don't join a reality TV show if you have skeletons you don't want exposed.  Fame comes at a price and it's one Ms. Maloof seems unwilling to pay.  

Minus 30 because the viewers are still the last to know what the big secret is and that's nothing but frustrating.  What good is reality TV if we can't dish the dirt?

But on to the Housewives who did show up. Taylor's looking as botoxed as ever. Did she borrow those lips from Daffy or Donald? Minus 12. She's looking more ridiculous every season.

At least Taylor's in love…with a married man…who lives in Colorado.  What could go wrong here?

Adrienne may be out but Brandi is definitely in and she's more than willing to say whatever's on her mind but I'm guessing we'll have more fun with that in part 2 than we did tonight.

Best fake out of the night went to Andy. Plus 45 for perpetrating the rumor that Leann Rimes was the latest Housewife and then pretending she was about to be presented.  Very funny.

Kyle and Lisa go at it once again. Minus 18 because this fight gets more boring every time I have to listen to it. Kyle feels that Lisa's cut her off and Lisa believe Kyle never has her back.

It's time to go to your separate corners and move on.

Just when I expected everyone to pile on Brandi, it was Yolanda who was under attack.

First we see footage of Taylor saying that she feels like Yolanda thinks she's better than her.  Plus 10. Um…that's because she is.

Yolanda admits she never watched an episode of the show before she signed on.  Minus 15. Oh honey, that was just dumb. Information is power. Never turn it down.

Then Kim goes after Yolanda over their supposed juice cleanse date. Only in Beverly Hills do women make a date to do a group cleanse. Minus 11. It makes me glad I don't live there.

But the dates were made through production people, not directly between Kim and Yolanda. Problem solved… sort of.

The funny part about Yolanda is that she can be just as direct as Brandi, she just says it more politely and with an accent. Plus 15.

Yolanda and Kyle bicker over their definitions of friendship. Let's face it. This is a reality show. Does anyone really expect these two to become best buddies?

There's lots of sniping about who came to whose parties and then Kyle throws Yolanda under the bus for calling out Lisa in Paris.

To be honest I only remember Yolanda saying it was wrong of Lisa to continually talk about Kim, especially while Kim was sitting right there.  I don't recall her really tearing Lisa apart.

Minus 20 because Bravo didn't show any of the footage to back it up.

Andy claimed there's more to life than dinner parties and suing friends in Beverly HIlls.   Yeah, there's too much drinking and a lot of back stabbing too.

The claws have definitely came out on the sofa. Can't wait to see who else gets scratched in part 2.

EPISODE TOTAL: -51! SEASON TOTAL: -297!

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Adrienne is such a tacky bitch. Doesn't anyone remember the Christmas tinsel she wore in her hair on her entire first season? Who shows up at a party crying about how your kids want you at home? Go the fuck home then stupid! She projects all of her faults on everyone else, attention seeker, fame whore, shit talker, selling stories, fugly swamp pig.

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@ Duh

Totally agree. The ONLY reason Adrienne showed up was to draw attention to herself and try to put a damper on Lisa's festivities. A total bitch loser. Lisa has more class in her pinky finger than Adri-yawn has in her entire botoxed body.

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@ PauletteB

No this is a reality tv show. Adrienne was contractually obligated to show up to the " last Party" of the season. She did not want to be there. Every housewife franchise has a closing party that serves as the final scenes for the season and everyone shows up. Think of the last show on the RHOC everyone even past season cast shows up to the party. And don't forget the Table flipping dinner of RHNJ. Sometimes there is real drama during these season closing parties but Adrienne showing up was more about fulfilling her episode requirement before she quit.

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