The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Easy To Hate

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave fans "A Shot Through the Heart" Monday night when a party celebrating love ends up filled with haters.

We break down al the friends and foes in THG's +/- review.

Yolanda Schools the Housewives

It's yet another party as Adrienne launches her Zing Red Velvet Vodka complete with half naked, spray painted women hawking the beverage.

Plus 12. Go big and tacky or go home.

She and Paul are their normally snarky selves which makes the following morning's announcement all the more surprising…but we'll get back to that.

Brandi and Lisa bow out of the latest shin dig. Well, Lisa bows out. Brandi was never invited, yet her presence is still felt.

These women can't seem to stop themselves from talking about Brandi Glanville and this time the culprit is Marisa. Minus 15.

Is Marisa finding her inner mean girl to become more relevant? Is she causing drama to find a permanent place on the Housewives sofa next season?

She shows all the ladies a text Brandi sent her saying that maybe her marriage needed a hall pass to save it and she's totally shocked by the suggestion.

Minus 22. Really? This from the woman who talks about shagging other men in front of her husband! Hmm…I wonder how Brandi got the wrong idea.

Then it becomes a Brandi bashing fest once again as Adrienne, Faye, and Camille are quick to get in there digs. Minus 15. Besides botox and tanning, it seems to be their favorite sport.

But Yolanda to the rescue. The only Housewife with serious backbone calls them out on bashing Brandi Glanville behind her back. Plus 25. Go Yolanda!

The next morning, the big news hits the airwaves. Paul and Adrienne have filed for legal separation.  The funny thing is they looked no different the night before than they ever have.

Kyle laments that her friends personal life has to be paraded out on celebrity news site TMZ. That's the price of a life in front of the cameras.

But on to the next party…

Kevin Lee delivered as the back yard was romantic but not overdone, but did we really need to see him in his boxer briefs? Minus 9.

Everyone files into Villa Rosa for Ken and Lisa's vow renewal ceremony. Plus 30 because after 30 years these two really do seem to be madly in love.  How often do you see that these days?

An additional plus 10 to Kim who looked especially nice in that black dress. Sobriety agrees with her.

However, Taylor looks like she really needs to lay off the botox for a while. Her face simply doesn't move any longer.

One of the best moments of the night was when Yolanda calls out Marisa on her two faced bullsh*t as she tries to cover her Brandi bashing with the girls the night before. Plus 22. I really love Yolanda. I hope she sticks around for next season.

I couldn't believe Camille as she cheered on Faye Resnick. Camille's not willing to go toe to toe with Brandi herself but she certainly finds her inner mean girl whenever her name comes up. Minus 14

Speaking of next season, I hope Camille flies off on her broomstick along with Adrienne.

When Faye enters the party it's like a dark overly tanned cloud blocks out the sun. Is that skin or pleather? It's getting harder and harder to tell.

Why is she even here? Is she crashing? I can't imagine that Lisa invited her. Faye is like the stray Housewife looking for scraps and nipping at Brandi's heels.

Once again, Yolanda is the stand up woman in the room. She never raises her voice, never curses but tells Faye very clearly that she's not welcomed in their conversation. Plus 40. If Faye wants to take lessons from a lady look no further.

I only wish Faye would walk off the end of Lisa's infinity pool and never return.

EPISODE TOTAL: +64! SEASON TOTAL: -270!

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I personally think lisa as old as she is should b ashamed to yell out checkmate I know for a fact what goes around comes around so sorry adrienne I know there will b a lot of sharks coming after lisa n brandi so Yolanda choose ur friends wisely.

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Yes, I agree with this article. Its not cool of Faye to keep being a mean girl to Brandi because she despises her character. I disliked alot of people in my time, and not even in high school Did I act like most of these women: classless, immature, and gossip hags. Its discusting. My advise? Get a life ladies!

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To had NO right to put her hands on anyone's face!! Who the HELL does she think she is! I cannot stand her snobby voice. Grabbing someone's face is off limits.

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I'd like to know what happen to Camille for her to turn on Brandi? They use to be buds since they were both hurt by cheating men. Now Camille is as mean as she was the first time around, but now she has Faye to be nasty with her. And as much as I have liked Kyle in the past, I think she is backstabbing to her friends even if she doesn't mean to be.

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@ Kimberly

Obviously Camille does not want to associate with someone like Brandi. Most of Beverly Hills feels the same way! That is why "real" housewives of BH decline to come on this show anymore. They do not want to associate with someone who is constantly in the press acting like an idiot and crying for sympathy.

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Can we just get Faye OFF he show once & for all. She's the scumb of the earth.

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I would love to have Faye on the show.......only because I can't stand her.....give her some rope....she will surely hang herself.

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Please tell me that Faye R is not going to be part of the cast. She is so pathetic. Trying to get her 15 mins by hanging on to Kyle. If she is added to replace Adrienne the show is surely on a downward slope

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@ amp

Just like Brandi is hanging on to Lisa! Brandi finally admitted on the last episode she is friends with someone from Radar online. Finally, the truth comes out on how she is getting her botoxed mug on the cover of that trash rag every week!

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Are you seriously calling Lisa and Brandi losers? Are you on drugs or just a drunk like Kim? Adrienne with her black belt still couldn't manage to fight her way out of a paper bag. That would require her to think and we all know that's something Adrienne doesn't do well if at all. She knew she would actually have to respond to all her BS and story selling that's why she couldn't show up for the reunion. She's so jealous of Lisa and Brandi there isn't enough spray tan to cover her green jealous color that glares from her body.

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@ Mimi

At least Adrienne does not need this show! She has more money than she will ever need:) Good for her! I hope Brandi's "book" makes alot of money because she will need it. Her 15 minutes is up and this show won't be on much longer. She will be back to being broke, Marissa, Kyle, Adrienne, Camille

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@ $$$

If Adrienne is so wealthy, why is she constantly pushing products like a time-share salesman? She acts like this show is her own personal infomercial. Honestly I would never buy anything that beast puts her brand on.

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@ $$$

will still be very wealthy and will have the last laugh:)

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@ $$$

Uh, Marisa's net worth (w/o her husbands family fortune) is the same as Brandi's networth before the 2nd season started, $1) she gets paid more for season 3 as a full cast member (around $2-4oh, and before she became a NYT best selling author. So I think girlfriends doing alright for herself.

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@ Mimi

I 100% think they are losers!!! No one in Beverly Hills is jealous of BOTOXED BRANDI. She is the running joke of the town. No man with any class will go near her or even admit sleeping with her!! The women has no talent and has the brain capacity of a 12 year old. She acts like she is still in Jr High with her juvenile behavior.

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Ruthisraeloff, how much is Adrienne paying you to sell your soul. Either that or you are smoking something too toxic, can't think straight.

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