The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Battle of the Booty

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta went "Donktabulous" this week, whatever the heck that means. We run down the battling booty videos in our THG's +/- recap!
 

Kenya's Booty Workout

Kenya, Kenya, Kenya. The girl can't keep it together when her ex is around. The man's so boring I can't even remember his name but she freaks out if they're at the same party. Minus 12.

The moment Kandi warns her that Walter is in the house Kenya goes twirling out of control spouting off about him being a stalker and how she didn't bring her security.

Seriously girl, grab a drink and calm down.

No one enjoyed the show more than Phaedra and Apollo. Those two knew Walter was coming but kept it to themselves just to watch the fun. Minus 10.

Finally Kenya twirled herself right out of the party and thankfully no luxury vehicles were injured in the process. Plus 15. No one needs that much drama.

Later Cynthia tries to tell Kenya she's being dramatic and unnecessary. No kidding. Plus 9 for not setting Kenya up with somebody just yet. Miss USA needs to get over this train wreck before heading smack dab into a new one.

Porsha decides to get some professional help. Plus 20.  Not that all of the housewives couldn't use some help.  It seems like Porsha's trying to figure out who she is in the scheme of things.

Minus 16 for when she tells her shrink she doesn't want to put any expectations on Kordell when it comes to having kids. Aren't they suppose to be in this together?

Maybe she and Kordell need a little Bedroom Kandi to lighten things up but somehow he just doesn't seem the type.

That's a shame because Kandi's empire continues to grow.  Plus 25. Did you see all of those Bedroom Kandi consultants.  That's a whole lot of sex toys being sold.

Phaedra and Kenya are finally producing those workout videos and I'll give Kenya her due. Plus 30. Her video looked like the real deal.

Phine Bodies by Phaedra on the other hand was not so fine. Yes, it had the phenomenal Beverly Hills mansion with a view but it also had Phaedra jumping around and panting between takes.  

Phaedra says, "I grew this thing. I didn't buy it." I have no doubt she grew that booty but was it through exercise or lots of rich Southern food? Minus 22.

We'll all have to wait and see what the finished products look like in the end…both the video and the booty.

And the big romantic surprise of the night was Gregg proposing…again, to NeNe. They laughed. They cried but in the end I wasn't sure what NeNe Leakes answer would be.

Plus 50. She said yes.  Congratulations to the happy couple and good luck on the second time around.

Now on to the finale...

EPISODE TOTAL: +89! SEASON TOTAL: -259!

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Kenya, You represents Miss USA. Why do you act the way you do? You are to be a leader, advisor, good example. You don't make since. Make some changes or please leave the show. Not trying to hurt your feelings. But I can't figure out if you are coming or going. Start out getting help with your alcohol and so called prescribed meds. If you don't do some changing, then I am turning the channel. Your really mental. Get it together. You don't make since. Get off the show.

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kenya i didnt like you in the beginning but you seem real ..you were trying to make things better between you and Phaedra and thats a real women to me i give you props for that girl !!!! and your video probably be better than Phaedra she acts like her video was the shit she didnt even workout hard i wouldnt buy her video i wouldnt get no where what!!!! lmao ...please just do you and mr.walter girl he's ugly you can do better

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KENYA UR ALWAYS BEEN GELOUS OF PHEADRA BEACAUSE SHE GOT A DUNKY BUTTY AND U BROUGHT YOUR BUT FROM HOME DETPOE BITCH GET A REAL ASS GGGGGOOOO PHAPHAEE. KENYA U JUST NEED AN REAL ASS UR SO IS A FAKE GIRL CAUSE U IS NOT A WOMEN .WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS Y DID UR FAKE ASS GET HIRED. DIS MESSAGE IS FROM A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL HHHAAATTTEEERRR PEASE

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks
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