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Hmm. No wonder the White House won't build a Death Star for us.

At a press conference today, Barack Obama proved that while he may be our coolest-ever President, even he needs to bone up on his pop cultural references.

Speaking to the press about sequestration and forging a bipartisan budget reform agreement, Obama said he can’t perform a “Jedi mind meld” on Congress.

Maybe because there is no such thing as a Jedi mind meld.

His point: much as he would like to simply MAKE Republican leaders agree to his spending cuts, he is "not a dictator" and you need two sides to compromise.

What Obama probably meant was to reference either the “Jedi Mind Trick” from Star Wars ... or the “Vulcan Mind Meld” from Star Trek often used by Spock.

Points for trying, B. A for effort.

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Got a spare $3.3 million lying around, THGers? Then Kanye West's bachelor pad could be yours!

Kimye Photo

The rapper has placed his three-bedroom, 3.5 bathroom mansion on the market today because he's preparing to move into a much larger mansion with Kim Kardashian.

Those two are dating and she is expecting his baby, in case you have not been on the Internet in a few months.

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Lindsay Lohan has an incompetent lawyer representing her. Straight from the mouth of Judge Jim Dabney, the man in charge of her criminal case.

Dabney reamed out Mark Heller, saying he was incompetent to practice law in California and Lohan has to get another lawyer who knows what he's doing.

That or waive her right to a competent California lawyer. Seriously.

Mark Heller, Lindsay Lohan

The judge informed Heller he screwed up the legal documents he filed by not following California law, and denied his motion to dismiss Lohan's case.

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Phil Robertson, 66, has gained fame and wealth from hunting, but the star of A&E's Duck Dynasty was once a football quarterback with pro-level talent.

Seriously. Here's Phil then and now:

Phil Robertson Photos

Robertson, the millionaire inventor of the Duck Commander duck calls and patriarch of Louisiana's Duck Dynasty reality series, is no back country bumpkin.

He has a master’s degree in education, and he was the starting quarterback at Louisiana Tech for two seasons. His backup? NFL legend Terry Bradshaw.

The guy could play.

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Bonnie Franklin, an actress best known for her role on the sitcom One Day at a Time, has passed away after a battle with pancreatic cancer. She was 69 years old.

Family members confirmed the passing today, which took place at the redhead star's home.

Bonnie Franklin Picture

She played divorced mom Ann Romano on the long-running program, raising two teenage daughters on a show that ran for nine seasons.

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Baby elephant Navann may be the cutest thing on the whole Internet.

Yes, babies laughing at dogs may have something to say about that.

But nevertheless, with no cares, no worries, and no agenda other than romping around in the mud, the precious pachyderm is a sight to behold:

According to Mashable, Navann lives with his mom at the Elephant Nature Park in northern Thailand if you ever want to stop by and coo with joy in person.

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Rihanna recently remarked that she wants to procreate with Chris Brown ... okay, she just said have kids. But one can't help but make that leap in one's mind.

Her new Elle UK cover story should further fan the flames.

  • Rihanna Elle Cover (UK)
  • Rihanna Elle UK Cover

The star - who posed for not one but two covers of the British fashion magazine - offers a sound bite that is guaranteed to have people buzzing today.

"I will have a child," Rihanna proclaims in the April 2013.

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A pair of high school students in Louisiana were suspended this week for holding up a sign that broke some bad news to rival Baptist high school students:

Jesus Christ does not love them.

Louisiana Sign

The incident took place during a playoff basketball game between Baton Rouge Patterson High and Baton Rouge Parkview Baptist School, as two girls held aloft a poster that read:

"Jesus loves you … unless you attend Parkview Baptist.”

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