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Steve Jobs is somewhat of a sacred cow. And with every sacred cow, there's gonna be someone making fun of it.

With two dueling Steve Jobs movies in the works - jOBS starring Ashton Kutcher famously being the first one to be released, while the Aaron Sorkin film is still in production - Funny or Die has announced that the comedy website will in fact release the first Steve Jobs biopic. Sneaky.

iSteve Poster

The movie, called iSteve, will run about 60-75 minutes and star Justin Long in the title role.

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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn went public with their romance to foil the paparazzi, according to the golfer, while she is not freaked out by his sordid past.

Ever since their simultaneous Facebook posts and photos confirmed what we suspected - Lindsey Vonn dating Tiger Woods - many have wondered:

Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn

Why would the Olympic skiing gold medalist go for a man whose epic, marriage-ending sex scandal made him the poster child for whom not to date?

Apparently, the answer is not all that complicated.

"Tiger makes Lindsey happy," says one of her friends. "She isn't concerned what others think. She trusts her instincts. She's comfortable with the relationship."

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Amanda Bynes is Tweeting up a storm lately, and making less sense than ever. Among other gems, she says that she coined the phrase "LOLOLOL."

Is she saying she's responsible for "LOL" as well, or just adding "OLOL" onto the end? We may never know ... which is true of most things with her.

In addition to a great shot of her boobs (we assume they're hers, anyway), Bynes has also shared other random, often puzzling Tweets of late:

Amanda Bynes Boobs
  • "Drake is a hot fellow."
  • "Baby corn and fried tofu."
  • "I created the phrase Ily and lololol. Proud."
  • "He's Rocking That Incest Face." (Not clear who he is)
  • "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth." (Good to know)
  • "SoCks." (with a photo of her socks)
  • "You are you who date." (deep)
  • "If I'm not following you on twitter, I hate you." (no offense taken)
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Stephenie Meyer is best known for creating the characters that made Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart famous.

But the author now deserves props for another impressive achievement: some serious weight loss!

At last night's premiere of The Host in Los Angeles, the novelist showed off quite the slimmed-down figure.

Donning a floral dress and also rocking a very different hairstyle than the one she wore in 2009 (left, below), compare the look of Meyer from three years ago with the one today and prepare to be amazing:

  • Stephenie Meyer in 2009
  • Stephenie Meyer at Host Premiere
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Keyshia Cole has some unexpected, anti-Beyonce company. Rush Limbaugh is going off on the star and her controversial single "Bow Down / I Been On."

The conservative talk-radio host ripped Jay-Z's wife for what he deemed a "180" in the image department and abandoning her feminist credibility.

"[Destiny's Child] songs were attempts to inspire young women not to take any grief from men. She's done a 180," said Limbaugh of the music superstar.

"Beyonce, now having been married, having been impregnated and giving birth to Blue Ivy," Rush added. "She's got a new song, 'Bow, Down Bitches.'"

"Beyonce is now saying, 'Go ahead and put up with it!'"

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The surf might be up for Taylor Swift.

According to Life & Style sources, the singer is "falling fast" for John John Lawrence, a native of Hawaii and a professional surfer.

Taylor Swift Out and About

Swift, who has embarked on her Red tour and has not been linked to a love interest in weeks, went out of her way to contact Florence, the tabloid alleges, and the two have been "text-messaging" for a couple weeks.

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Britney Spears loves her some KFC. Finger-lickin' good, y'all.

The 31-year-old mother of two was spotted leaving a Kentucky Fried Chicken in Thousand Oaks, Calif., with takeout (and bodyguard, but no David Lucado) in tow.

Awesomely, Britney stopped by KFC after a photo shoot ... for fitness mag Shape. Hey, she still looks awesome, so whatever she's doing is working for her!

See Exhibits A & B: Our girl is still a hottie.

  • Britney Spears, KFC
  • Britney Spears, KFC Photo

Kevin Federline, on the other hand, may want to try some healthy recipes once in awhile. KFC can be a nice indulgence once in awhile, but gosh man.

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Lazaro Arbos did not exactly do The Beatles proud on American Idol last night.

The singer, who has been open about his severe stuttering difficulties, wobbled through the ballad "My Life," with Randy Jackson giving him an honest assessment afterward:

“It was out of tune from beginning to end. Something has definitely happened to you. Where did the vocals go? You are just not hitting it on all cylinders.”

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Lil Wayne's recurring seizures, near-death experience and recovery over the past week have now gotten the obligatory Taiwanese animation treatment.

This awesome reenactment features a number of details we were not previously aware of while covering Lil Wayne saga last weekend, such as:

  • The rapper mixing up a MASSIVE batch of sizzurp
  • Emergency personnel doing the Harlem Shake
  • The star actually dying briefly and coming back
  • Weezy and Elvis angels dancing together

Enjoy:

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Contrary to previous reports, Miley Cyrus does not appear to be fighting with Liam Hemsworth and all it well between the couple.

But the young superstar is itching for a fight of a very different kind, mother Tish Cyrus confirms to E! News.

She has joined celebrities such as Alec Baldwin, Lea Michele, Pamela Anderson and Joan Jett in the fight to ban horse-drawn carriage rides in New York City.

Miley Cyrus Profile

"Miley grew up around animals and with all our horses growing up, so she is very passionate about protecting all animals," Tish says, explaining her family's support for a petition against the practice.

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