Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Recap: Whose Vagina Smells Best?!

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This week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami really got the competitive juices flowing as the girls threw down in a winner-take-all smell-off.

Seriously. Who comes up with these plots at this point.

Which one of the Kardashian sisters smells worse?

Come along for THG's official +/- KKTM recap!

Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian

Because we are apparently fresh out of ideas, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian decided to stage an impromptu Kardashian Olympics of sorts. Plus 20.

The two competed over who could run faster, who could pack better and whose vagina smelled better after a week of drinking pineapple juice.

No, they did not bring Ray J on as a guest judge. Minus 30.

Khloe Kardashian got that illustrious job. She's definitely way better at this than at hosting The X Factor. Plus 20 because we're actually serious.

Khloe: "I don't know how I get pulled into this stuff." Talk to the writers of this contrived, scripted nonsense, girl. We know it's not even real! Minus 50.

When it came time for the "sniff test," Kim won out, barely.

Minus 30, because we find just that hard to believe, and Minus 10 more for the fact that Khloe had to judge it ... but Plus 20 for the amusement of it all.

Speaking of Khloe, she got The X Factor job this week!

Minus 40 because the Khloe Kardashian nip slip saga dominated her first week on the terrible Fox show, and it did not get much better from there.

Meanwhile, with the girls in London for a Kardashian Kollection launch, Scott decides to have a little "alone time" at the house. Lord Disick style! Plus 50.

We're talking a raging party complete with a Elizabethan clothes, a jester and a British butler. Good times, but really all he wants is Kourt and the kids.

Aww. Plus 10.

Scott: "I love you baby, I want more than that." Well as long as you get down to 93 pounds … that's the dream right there. Gotta get on that, babe.

EPISODE TOTAL: -40! SEASON TOTAL: +453!

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Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Recap: Whose Vagina Smells Best?!
Guys, dont work your right hands out))
Good luck!

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Sex tapes, golden showers and smelling each others vages .Can't wait till their kids grow up and Nanna Kris shows them home movies.

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Can't wait for your kids to see this. They'll be so proud to have such freaks for parents. Kanye must be cringing.

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So did it work