We're very sorry, ladies.
But a rep for Joe Jonas has come out and shot down talk of a sex tape between his client and girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler.
"There is no truth or validity to this story," Jonas' rep tells E! News. "It is completely false."
A website had reported that a camera filmed the couple going at it in a Buenos Aires hotel room at some point in the recent past. Hard.
Alcohol, marijuana and sex toys were supposedly involved in the act and Eggenschwiler supposedly orchestrated the tape in order to boost her modeling career.
First, Ryan Gosling takes a break from acting. And now this rumor is debunked.
Again, we apologize, ladies.