Jessica Simpson Expecting a Boy: Wiener Confirmed on Unborn Child!

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Jessica Simpson is expecting a boy.

We basically knew this, but she confirmed it last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live in typical Jessica Simpson fashion, candidly discussing her second pregnancy.

"The crazy thing is I never knew a wiener could make me nauseous," she quipped, then realized, "Well, I guess I just told the world that I'm having a boy!"

Indeed she did.

"I can't believe I just did that, that was not planned," Simpson insisted.

"I just did it so crude, I feel awful!"

It won't be the last time.

The little son-to-be will join big sister Maxwell, whom Simpson and fiance Eric Johnson welcomed last May. And he can't come soon enough.

"It's a totally different pregnancy. I just feel awful, I've been vomiting," Jessica said of being knocked up for the second time in as many years.

When you throw protection out the window, this is what happens.

"Maybe I should go back to when I was younger," she mused.

"I was a virgin before I was married [to Nick Lachey], so maybe I should just completely reverse and just stop having sex all together until Eric and I actually say 'I do.'"

Maybe. At this rate, she'll be popping them out every year and the wedding won't take place until 2017. On the plus side ... cutest bridal party ever!

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Good for her. She is a wonderful mom. Who cares if she has a child every year. She can support her children for one. And at least she is with the father. You can't talk bad about this lady. Always have loved you Jess. I'm so happy for you.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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