Sorry, readers. But the following video makes it clear:
Someone out there is a lot smarter than you are. And than we are. And than pretty much every human being on the planet is.
That individual would be this nameless dude, who takes all of 90 seconds to solve a Rubik's Cube. WHILE JUGGLING. Yes, you read that correctly.
Watch in awe now and wonder where it all went wrong for you: