Bobby Brown is already a free man. He's out of jail, already. So much for that 55-day sentence ... guy didn't even last 55 hours in there, or even close.
Despite turning himself in to jail for his third DUI conviction (and second in just seventh months), he just served a grand total of NINE HOURS in jail.
He checked in at 9:58 a.m. Wednesday and was out by 6:58 p.m.
An L.A. County Sheriff's spokesperson said Brown would likely serve nine days of his 55-day sentence, but due to jail overcrowding, this is what happens.
Days ... hours ... who's counting, right?
Brown is on four years probation and has to attend alcohol education classes for 18 months. If he screws up, back to jail he goes ... for a few hours.
On the plus side, it's clear that the legal system is not just a joke when it comes to Lindsay Lohan never serving any sort of actual punishment.
On the down side, it's a joke in general.