Taylor Swift to Ex-Boyfriends: Bring It!

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It's all fair in love, war and music, according to Taylor Swift.

Notorious for penning tracks about her former lovers, the superstar tells InStyle UK that those she has scorned are welcome to return the favor.

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"If I’m gonna write songs about my exes they can write songs about me," Swift tells the magazine. "That’s how it works. I’m not gonna complain about it."

Hmmm... allow us to offer some ideas for single titles in that case:

Your turn, THGers: What tracks should Taylor's exes write about her?

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I don't think you guy's have to write about this slut, the whole world knows she's nothing but a whore, this pig will flop on her back for every swinging dick, that she comes in contact with.....

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@ roy

Have some respect for yourself. No one said you had to like Taylor Swift but at least you could act like an adult, since you're too scared to put you're real name and face on a website while calling someone a whore and a slut.

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Taylor Swift likes dark meat
After publicly humiliating Harry Styles at the Brit Awards she was flirting with his black friends Jordan Stephen and Frank Ocean. After whoring with so many white men it’s about time Taylor Swift started whoring with niggers as well. Think about all of the new songs she could write because of the new boyfriends.

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Taylor Swift likes dark meat
After publicly humiliating Harry Styles at the Brit Awards she was flirting with his black friends Jordan Stephen and Frank Ocean. After whoring with so many white men it’s about time Taylor Swift started whoring with niggers as well. Think about all of the new songs she could write because of the new boyfriends.

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@ Kelly

Calling Black people "Niggers" is not okay.. The funny thing is, those of you who think you are so white ought to do an autosomal DNA test. You'll probably discover that some of your ancestors are from Africa. Which is exactly why you'll probably never get a test like that done. Regardless, if you have to call an entire group of people that you don't even know names --just to make you feel better about yourself, that is just pathetic.

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She really needs to chill out and do some self reflcting before going into a new relationship.

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SONG NAMES: Feeling No Pain (Now That The Crabs Are Gone) a remake of Thank God in Greyhound She's Gone. Or She's Got the Coal Mine and I Still Got a 12in Shaft. and then Missing Her (But My Aims Getn Better) and 40 Days/40 Nights (39 Too Many); Wishing I Could Stop Laughing; Taylor Made STDs; Not So Swift; Not Swift Enough; Getn Rid Of That Swifty Itchy; Taylor Who?; Took A Swift Last Night; Taylor's Time To Go (Wasn't Quick Enough)

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She may be a millionaire but her love life, If can even be called that' is pathetic. Money can't buy you love...heat Tom Cruise available.

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So what's the story exactly?

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she is one of these "its everyone else fault but mine" chicks...take a f__king hike you little slut fraud...btw you aren' t anywhere near "hot" little girl,you look like someones kid sister...dumb little broad.

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she isn't exactly waiting for a plastic bag full of sperm, folks!!

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@ abe

And she's not heading to the spermbank anytime soon or late

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I think it's kind of fun to call out your ex-boyfriends. Like why do this if you're not gonna take the opportunity to always have the last word. It's so much fun.

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I saw that documentary on Britney Spears, and I feel bad for her—she can't leave her house!

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