Scott Weiland: Fired By Stone Temple Pilots!

Scott Weiland has been fired by Stone Temple Pilots, the band he fronted for more than two decades. This news begs the following questions, among others:

1. Stone Temple Pilots are actually still around?
2. What could Weiland do to get fired NOW?

It's true in any event. The group says in a statement, "Stone Temple Pilots have announced they have officially terminated Scott Weiland."

That's it. No further explanation given.

Weiland, as pretty much the definition of a rock star, was central to STP's sound throughout the 1990s and beyond as they piled up a string of hits.

The 45-year-old denied rumors he was leaving the band just yesterday, telling Rolling Stone, "STP has not broken up. I haven't quit. I haven't been fired."

STP actually reformed in 2008 after a five-year hiatus and toured up until last year. It's not clear if they have any new singers in mind to replace Scott.

For now, though, the lead vocalist spot remains a "Big Empty."

Sorry.