Kim Kardashian Sex Tape: Saved by Porn Giant!

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PHEW. That... was... close.

A fire broke out this weekend at Vivid Entertainment headquarters, sources confirm to TMZ, placing the unedited master copy of the Kim Kardashian sex tape in serious jeopardy.

Fortunately, company chairman Steve Hirsch swooped in like some kind of pornographic super hero (The Money Shot? Anal Man?), rushing away from his seat at the Los Angeles Clippers game to make sure all contents of his office were safe.

Hirsch jumped at the 911 call because his vault contains the mater copies of ALL major celebrity sex tapes in the company's collection, from Kendra Wilkinson getting it on with an ex to Pam Anderson boning Tommy Lee some dude spending 1 Night in Chyna.

Fortunately, the contents were unharmed and men around the world will be free to ogle Kim Kardashian nude for generations to come.

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