Forget who Justin Bieber may be dating. And forget any new Justin Bieber music that may be on the way.
Former Lost producer Damon Lindelof only cares about one thing: the choice of headgear this singer made while abroad this week.
Indeed, the following hat spawned a Twitter outburst the likes of which we've rarely seen yesterday. A few of the best Lindelof gems:
Bieber: 'How much for the huge yellow hat with spikes that looks painful?' Clerk: 'Fourteen Million Dollars.' Bieber: 'Sold, bitch!'
Yellow shiny spikes. I wear you golden love crown. Ooh baby baby. #BieberHatHaiku"
'That hat is f--king ridiculous.'" -- Johnny Depp, to Bieber, whilst wearing a dead peacock on his head.
That hat looks like Pac Man wandered into the gay bar from Police Academy.
FACT: The hat did NOT exist before the Russian Meteorite. Coincidence? GOOD LORD I HOPE SO.
What do YOU think of Justin's hat, THGers?