Is your dress disappearing, or are you just happy to see me?
Designer Daan Roosegaarde is getting a rise out of the fashion world with his Intimacy Dress and its opaque fabric that becomes transparent as you get aroused.
Seriously, it does. Call it Horndog Chic.
The already revealing garment becomes more so thanks to ribbons of leather and opaque "e-foils," which can detect the user's heartbeat, reports say.
"Intimacy 2.0 is a fashion project exploring the relation between intimacy and technology," Roosegaarde said. "Technology is used here not merely functional."
"Here, it can create intimacy as well as privacy on a direct, personal level which in our contemporary tech society is becoming increasingly important."
In other words, dancing, walking briskly, narrowly avoiding a car accident, eating spicy Thai food or getting your freak on equals major side boob.
Roosegaarde said he's "in talks" to produce a ready-to-wear line of Intimacy clothing, but the current dress is only a prototype and a project. Sad.
Would you wear such a thing?