While Rihanna and Chris Brown are off frolicking in Hawaii for her birthday, Law & Order: SVU is preparing an episode based on their shocking abuse scandal.
Seriously, you gotta check out the promo below:
The official description for the episode, "Funny Valentine," reads:
"A promising singer is brutally attacked by her boyfriend, a popular hip-hop star... but the victim refuses to aid the prosecution and... continues to put herself in danger."
The Law & Order-ization of the story will likely mean that someone dies, which was not the case with Rihanna and Chris Brown ... but it's clearly based on them, right?
No word if Frank Ocean, Drake or Chris' mom will cameo.