Chelsea Handler to Piers Morgan: Suck My A$$!

Neither Chelsea Handler nor Piers Morgan are known to hold back, so when the former interviewed the latter Wednesday, the wisecracks flew a mile a minute.

Chelsea Handler, Piers Morgan Fight

As soon as Morgan, 47, sat down on Chelsea Lately, she asked, "What are you looking at?"

His reply, "Well, you either had plastic surgery or a makeover, 'cause you look really hot today."

That "compliment" drew a typical response from Handler, 37: "Oh, you're so annoying."

"You're so obnoxious. You wonder why everybody hates you! I specifically covered up so you couldn't look at me and undress me with your molester eyes!"

Morgan then made a crack about Hander's drinking before they got down to business. It's his two-year anniversary at CNN, which Piers says means one thing.

Handler interjected: "Let me guess - you're a better interviewer than I am. I'm not pretending to be a great interviewer. I'm not even pretending to be good at my job!"

Morgan: "Both things are clearly apparent today. But I can help you."

Handler: "You can suck my a$$" she said. "I mean, really."

And that was just the first three minutes, people!