The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Hostile House Husbands

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delve into some "Moroccan Madness" this week, but why do the husbands seem even crazier than the wives? 

We recap all the lawsuits and lemon cleanses in THG's +/- recap!

Taylor Brings the Drama

We finish off Brandi's sit-down with Scheana Marie, who she tells not to be the other woman again. She even seems to sincerely wish her well and move on. Plus 40.

For the Housewife who throws the F-word around more than anyone, Brandi Glanville showed more class than any other woman on the show.

Kyle meets with Yolanda where they pick lemons for a 10 day cleanse. 10 DAYS of nothing but some strange lemon concoction? Minus 15.

I'm with Kyle. Why doesn't anybody ever do a cookie cleanse?

Yolanda's miffed because this is the third time Kim hasn't shown for her cleanse date.  I think Kim should earn a pass on this one.  Who makes a date to cleanse?

Besides, Kim is visiting with her life coach, Gary. Plus 12 because at least Kim is talking to someone and still taking her sobriety seriously.  She even addresses how unhappy she is with her sister.  That's a big step.

Later Kim takes the first step and apologizes to Kyle.  Plus 14.

But Kyle looks less than thrilled.  She's still not convinced her sister's not going to fall off the wagon.  It's hard to blame her but that attitude will make it awfully hard to move forward.  Minus 9.

Lisa looks to be the happiest of the bunch when she wanders home to find that Ken has planned a romantic surprise.  He's constructed a large pink swing and a heart shaped flower garden.  It's suppose to be reminiscent of their early days as a couple. 

Plus 20. Lisa is actually giggling she's so happy.  

Adrienne and Paul are MIA this week.  They're supposedly off in New York and I can't really say I missed them at all so plus 10.

But Mauricio seems to be channeling their spirit.  When the husbands start to get more riled up than the housewives, then we've got issues.  

It looks like Adrienne is suing Brandi.  Minus 22. What is she suing her for? Being mean to her?  

Really, Adrienne has made so much of this secret that it just makes the audience more curious about it.  If everyone would stop bringing it up every ten minutes, no one would even remember the incident.  

I love how Mauricio keeps spouting off, asking Brandi why she even brought up her issues with Adrienne in the first place and all the while Kyle sits there and stares at the floor.  Minus 18.

I guess Kyle failed to mention to her husband that she pushed Brandi for an answer that fateful day.  Brandi was quick to share the gossip but Kyle was the one actively looking for it.

And Lisa points out how quiet this group was when Adrienne spread rumors about her selling stories to the press.  No one came to Lisa's aid the way they've run to defend Adrienne.

The way Mauricio kept pushing Brandi, I was surprised she lasted as long as she did before telling him to F- off!

As if that weren't enough drama for this Moroccan themed party, Taylor seems to be consuming all of the alcohol that Kim's no longer drinking.  Minus 12.  How long until she's the next one in need of an intervention?

And what party is complete without Kyle doing her version of a belly dance.  Minus 13. Could the splits be far behind? 



I find that Brandy is the most real person on the show.She shoud not leave the show as it would lose a lot of credibility.


I want Yolandas lemon Master cleanse. Can I substitute Maple flavored agave for the B grad syrup?


Lisa was my favorite on this show. I think she is the most beautiful of all the housewives on any of the shows. Yes, Brandi, she is beautiful, more beautiful than you think you are. But Lisa is starting to show alot of two faceness and has befriended the biggest trouble making whore of all....and that would be Brandi...Doesn't look good for Lisa, Dahling...
I wouldn't spit on Brandi if she was on fire. Mauricio is a good guy so far as I can see.. Brandi needs to go back to Rehab.

@ critic

Seriously, they are all two faced, just like politicians. U just have to go through the BS and try and find a semblance of truth. In my books, I prefer listening to Brandi and Lisa, they seem more genuine then the othersl. Mauricio could have Everybody at the table could have stopped Brandi, but that might have meant that they were really friends with Adrienne instead of being in it for the fame and money.


Clearly Mauricio just wants to be one the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.
What a little bitch he has become!


The worst part is that Kyle's husband was at that dinner/lunch thing where the conversation took place. He sat there as Kyle salivated and begged Brandi to tell the girls why she was so upset w/Adrienne and sat quietly as Kyle continued to push her for the specific lies Brandi has heard from Adrienne. It's funny that he SAT there the entire convo and said nothing. If he truly gave a damn about Adrienne and what Brandi was saying, he could have VERY easily steered the topic of the conversation. Turn to Kyle and say something along the lines of "Baby, let just drop it for now and enjoying trying out the new menu for the restaurant."
He's done it a million times before and in seasons one put Kyle in her place about the way she was treating Camille.
Hmmmmm, what do Adrienne and Camille have in common? They both are loaded and have provide Mauricio and his family with beaucoup money since he is their realtor. It wouldn't have mattered if Brandi had Adrienne on tape talking about the subject, while bashing everyone of the girls, their parenting or spreading gossip/secrets she know to Brandi's; in his mind Brandi would still be wrong and a waste of time b/c she doesn't have the bucks to give him commission on gobbling up million dollar houses.


This was one crazy episode; it feels like every episode always ends with Brandi backed into a corner screaming F-bombs. I liked this episode and this show has all the drama me and my DISH co-worker can gab about. Although for me Mondays in my home is a crazy television night, because my kids get rowdy while watching television. Luckily, with my DISH Hopper Whole-Home DVR that stores up to 2,000 hours of entertainment, I can record this show and up to five other shows at the same time during prime-time hours and watch them whenever I want. This is a lifesaver for me as I always have to record my shows and end up watching them after the kids go to bed.


Mauricio clearly represents his clients. all those listings of very expensive propertys..divorces make others rich...Has he separated from his very weathy brother-in-law Hilton??Anyway he has his hands full with his "mean girl" wife Kyle raising their girls.Suspect Kyle is alot of the problem between her and her sister Kim, some people just like to stay in the disfunction so they can blame their actions on the other person and it is their excuse for what they do. stole my house comment. They have recently upgraded their home,bought expensive cars for daughter and Kyle started a new company all in what we know as a down economy especially in his line of business.??


The Richards sisters, Taylor, Mauricio, Adrienne and Paul are scum. "Friends don't sue friends!" Mauricio, Kim and Taylor made huge fools of themselves at dinner. Oh, and Kyle for swinging her hair around! As Yolanda pointed out, none of the group would get into the spirit to eat with their hands and sit on the floor as one does at a Middle Eastern restaurant. They were too busy holding grudges, blathering and attacking Brandi. Mauricio, you may look nice after your nose job but you're ugly on the inside.

@ Prep H

Totally agreed !
This Mauricio should now try to wear the dress and heels ....he's becoming as bitchy as his wife. Glad that Lisa and Ken embrace Brandi,,at least this one seems classier than Kyle,Kim,,Taylor and Camille combined !

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