The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Stallion vs. Donkey

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta heats up with the "Battle of the Booty" and honestly I don't think anyone really wants their to look like a donkey or a horse. We recap all the crazy copycatting in our THG +/- review.

Kenya's Offer

The story of the Stallion versus the Donkey starts off at the International Hair show where I have to say, Ms. Cynthia looks amazing in that killer red dress. Plus 15.


At least someone looked good because most of the hair we saw looked somewhere between ridiculous to hideous. Minus 9. I can't imagine how she judged any of it.

Since when have Cynthia and Kenya gotten so buddy buddy?  I knew they weren't at one another's throats any longer but does that really mean Cynthia's giving the former Miss USA shout outs at public events?  Minus 17.  That's quite the turnaround.

That's when Kenya tells Cynthia that since Phaedra didn't want to pay her for that distribution deal, she'll use it for herself.

And the Stallion Booty is born. Plus 21. I have to agree with NeNe on this one when she says, "I don't see anyone wanting to walk around with a donkey ass."

Of course is a horse's ass really much better?  They're both about the same, don't you think? Big and wide.

It doesn't take long for Kandi to find out and spill to beans to Phaedra. Kandi wants to know if she needs to be worried about her own product line.  Will there be a Kenya Koated Nights in the future?  Some Bedroom Kenya Plus 10.

Before Phaedra confronts Kenya, she makes sure the world hears her side of the story…and it's not always pretty.

Cynthia's right, accusing someone of having bi-polar disorder is not cool…although given Kenya's behavior it wouldn't surprise me if she might be right.

Phaedra heads off to grab her own producers to get the donkey moving and hires a team that's worked with Jane Fonda and Madonna.  Plus 8.

She says she's happy to know her producers "are not going to chug down a liter of vodka, twirl around in a circle, scream obscenities, and run out of the room."  Don't forget the Gone With the Wind impersonation.  

The lines are drawn as NeNe takes a moment away from her glam baby Bri'Asia (who really is too darn cute for words, Plus 20), and weighs in on the Kenya/Phaedra feud saying Ms. Parks does a lot of stuff "shady and undercover."

When Apollo and Phaedra confront Kenya about being a copycatter, Ms. Moore snaps back with "I'll be copyatting all the way to the bank."  Plus 11. I have no doubt she'll try.

We'll see which creature makes it to a screen near you first.

Episode total = +59!                Season total = -83!

 

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But is Kenya's wide enough for Walter?
Kenya's donkey ass vs Walter's stallion ass.

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Kenya is a piece of work omg. She was fake from day 1 everything about her from walter on down. Walter did a interview telling the truth bout he and kenya. There was never a relationship it was for the show. She don't own that house she's renting. O and that song R U SERIOUS!!! Kenya needs medical attention ASAP she's more than bipolar. I luv Nene do the damn thing. Kandi I luv her to since exscape she been doing the damn thing, and writing songs. Last season she wrote and did Tardy for the party and a country song just to name a couple. As for porche she's just a air head she don't have a clue poor thing. Phedra watever she's a snake n the grass very tooth faced not a friend at all. Cynthia well she seems like she the punk of all she never confronts or deals wit stuff til she is forced to do so dummy. Welp that sums it up for me til next Sunday good night all.

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That Kenya is as crazy as hell. If i was on housewives of atl i would have checked that crazy bitch a long time ago. I do not blame Walter for not wanting to marry that bitch. If Kenya thinks she looks like B she really is bypolar. NeNee is doing the damn thing. You go girl. Tell your haters to keep hating.

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You are absolutely correct, when you say “I don’t think anyone really wants to look like a donkey or a horse.” I watched this episode with my DISH co-worker, and we both agree Kenya is the most interesting housewife to watch and we can’t wait to see what she does next. Unfortunately, Sunday nights in my home is a battle for the television, as my husband likes to watch his favorite sports the same night. Lucky for us, we have a DISH Hopper Whole-Home HD DVR that allows us to watch 4 different HD programs on separate TVs at the same time; this has finally put an end to our arguments over the television.

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I love me some nee nee.

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An as for kandi trouble making ass that's probably why she haven't wrote that much more music an if she can agree with what pheadra is doin then she anything she should have stayed out of it.being as though she didn't I look at her whole overall as being a person that thinks the same way pheadra did as if somebody does anything free...

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Well all I have to say is pheadra gets what she deserves cause her donkey booty ass as she say is not worth anything free as for her being in the business she in she no that..

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I thought RHA had scraped the bottom of the barrel with Marlo last season, but Kenya makes Marlo look like a class act. What a delusional piece of trash! And Cynthia's passive-aggressiveness is really getting on my nerves. She needs to let her inner bitch shine through instead of pretending she's nice when she's not.

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RHONJ is better cant wait till it comes back

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks
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