This just in: Kris Jenner is an abusive, love-making, absentee mother who makes her children's lives a living hell.
And the source of this breaking news? A deceased Robert Kardashian, according to the latest hilarious issue of In Touch Weekly.
It's all truly startling information about a mother who we all know was behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Does it change your impression of Kris Jenner? Sound off now: Would you want this woman as your parent?