Kris Jenner: Exposed by Tabloid!

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This just in: Kris Jenner is an abusive, love-making, absentee mother who makes her children's lives a living hell.

And the source of this breaking news? A deceased Robert Kardashian, according to the latest hilarious issue of In Touch Weekly.

Kris Jenner Tabloid Cover

The cover story of this tabloid alleges that Kris once threatened to murder Kim Kardashian; ditched her kids on Christmas; and had sex with a boyfriend… while Khloe Kardashian sort of played nearby!

It's all truly startling information about a mother who we all know was behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Does it change your impression of Kris Jenner? Sound off now: Would you want this woman as your parent?

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