It's official and officially baffling: Crystal Harris married Hugh Hefner for his looks.
Or at least not for his money.
An insider confirms to Us Weekly that Harris signed an "ironclad" prenuptial agreement prior to marrying Hefner last month, a wedding, of course, which took place a year-and-a-half after Harris ended the couple's first engagement.
But while Harris will undoubtedly increase her exposure and land more marking deals as a result of marrying the Playboy founder, this tabloid source says Hefner did NOT amend his will to include her.
The senior citizen's fortune is still bound to "his children, the University of Southern California film school and a variety of charities," according to the mole.
As for how the relationship is different than in 2011, Harris said just before tying the knot on December 31:
"Last time it turned into a a big ordeal and then it all fell apart. This time around is amazing.. I'm very happy and Hef's very happy and we're excited."
Speaking of excited, here is a photo of Crystal Harris nude! You're welcome, fellas.