Brandi Glanville Book Describes LeAnn Rimes-Eddie Cibrian Affair in Hilarious Detail

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Brandi Glanville certainly isn’t holding back when it comes to slamming her ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian, and his new wife, LeAnn Rimes, in her new book.

Not that you'd expect otherwise, but still. She goes all-out!

  • Brandi in the House
  • Mr. & Mrs. Cibrian

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star’s memoir unveils new details about Cibrian and Rimes’ affair, including how Brandi found out and how Eddie responded.

In one excerpt, Glanville recounts how she was devastated upon learning of Eddie’s affair with his co-star, only to watch him deny it and seduce her.

“I’m not entirely sure how I ended up on the floor of my closet sobbing,” she writes.

“A teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there minutes later, and without saying a word, started kissing me all over ... he pulled off my workout pants and we started having sex right there."

“He swore up and down that it wasn’t true, that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.”

Despite Cibrian’s claims to the contrary, the model says she knew something was going on between Eddie and LeAnn, who met on the set of Lifetime's Northern Lights in 2008.

Brandi Glanville recalls in Drinking & Tweeting (available February 12):

“LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her."

“This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat frosting she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.”

Somewhere, LeAnn Rimes is pretending not to care about this.

Brandi says that even after he came clean, Eddie swore blind to her that “he'd never marry LeAnn, but that was just one of the countless lies he told me.”

In the end, Glanville offers this awesome parting shot:

“I would like to thank my ex-husband, Edward Cibrian, for giving me all the material I could ever need for this book and for helping me discover the strong independent woman inside of me.”

Eddie Cibrian? Served.

 

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Eventually this classless, talentless , sack of ick, will realize that her getting divorced is the only thing that made her at all relevant, and maybe she will shut the frack up. Watching her spin her ridiculously bitter story is so sad. LeAnn didn't steal Eddie, he ran from that mess because that's what she is. I don't know how anyone could've married her in the first place.

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@ JohnKnowsItAll

We don't know the "mess" Brandi was before being stalked by the paparazzo about how she felt about the affair! I'd imagine she'd have to put up some very thick walls in order to survive one of her most devastating life experience played out on national TV and new stands. Everyone's a frigging mess after a divorce like that; she just had to suffer through it in the Hollywood spotlight. If Brandi's only famous for her divorce, Eddies only famous for the affair. Eddie was NEVER a big player, mostly in failed TV or films. Leann's success was 15 years ago, so she'll likely be remembered as a mistress. That's their roles, for now. If Leann can (try) to make a comeback, Brandi can be a reality star! And Eddie can keep getting cancelled TV shows...

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I can't believe how many people are on "Team LeAnn". I'm disgusted by how many people are supporting a cheater. A woman who had the nerve to flirt with a married man. A man she KNEW was married. Eddie is a disgusting cheater, but LeAnn is just as bad. I'm glad Brandi is speaking out about this. I'm glad she's calling LeAnn out for the homewrecker she is. Everyone always talks about the little jabs Brandi gets in at LeAnn, but nobody talks about how LeAnn does the exact same thing.

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@ Samantha

And for pete-sake....Leann has an idiot publicist! Why isn't Lizzy telling Leann to STFU? Aren't publicist supposed to help you with the PUBLIC?
One more thing, I see where Leann is a staunch astrology follower. She types things about being a Virgo and the quote for the day. Astrology is for mindless individuals. Sorry, but who believes that crap?

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I can't wait until the Spit Fire album is finally in my hands! (smiles) God bless you and LeAnn always!!! Holly in East Tennessee (a day one fan of her)

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Brandi loves to criticize LeAnn's chest at least they are real and not blown up with silicone like hers. Maybe Eddie got tired of playing with rocks and wanted the real thing.

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@ Ms Billie

They were real, but LeAnn has since gotten her own set of "rocks," as you say.

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@ Kate

AND done by the same plastic surgeon as Brandi's! Isn't that creepy?

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Brandi gets more pathetic everyday. She's such a whinny self-absorbed person and cares nothing of what she's putting her children through. You would think by now the whinny bitch would just leave it alone and move on with her hopeless life. Someone needs to report this useless bitch for child abuse for what she is doing to her children. Those boys hear and see everything she does and says about their father. Maybe Eddie can use this to get full custody of his boys and get them away from her dumbass. What she isn't smart enough to realize is all this bashing Eddie and LeAnn will cause those boys to eventually hate her dumbass. I'm speaking from experience been there done that with my parents. It took many years to forgive my mother for her stupidity. Just because it didn't work between them doesn't make him a bad dad and father to his boys.

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@ Ms Billie

Eddie and Leann do the same exact things- just through other people (like Leann's co-song writer). That loathsome couple has blood on their wandering hands too. Oh, I too, speak from personal experience, and my situation turned out the exact opposite way. My mom was more vocal, but she was 100% honest and almost alway correct w/the things she said.

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Well, this book may bring you money But is making you look really sad and you r kids need a mom that is strong and not weak and someday those poor boys will read this and wont like what they see that you wrote about dad,and what do you talk about and say to them everyday ,you need to go have a talk with dr. Phil on how to move on and how to help you kids and you you should not EVER talk about any of this in front of them and should try to get along with there dad for them they didnt ask to be here and put in the middle of all your crap ..Go talk with someone and move on ,And learn to stay out of everybody else bussiness

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Eh, ya know, I like this. What do people say? Don't do anything you wouldn't want displayed on the front page of the newspaper? Perhaps if Eddie and Leann conducted themselves with some common human decency, there would have been no material for a tell-all. But their bad behavior provided plenty for this book! I am sooooo buying it. it is soooo juicy. then after the book is a hit, I hope Brandi can move on. I bet this book is the exact closure she needs!

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hahaha. GO BRANDI

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Brandi shut the f*** up like you like telling everyone and put on your big girl panties!!!!
You seem pathetic at this point. What ever happened to handling things like Marc Anthony ex wife? Really. You are not the first or the last to be cheated on, devasted and husband to marry person he cheated with. Respect yourself and stop talking and crying about. You're disgusting at this point.

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@ G

TEAM BRANDI ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!! Good for you!!!! You are an inspiration to women everywhere!! Why do you have to just smile and be quiet to " be above it"!?! Men like him deserve to have the truth revealed so that maybe someday men will think before they do such disgusting things!! They continue to do so because women are to weak to stand up to them! It is not the 50's!! Why are you the bad guy after all he has done to you!? Keep writing those books!!! And being the voice for women of THIS generation!!

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@ amy

Agreed! I'm all for turning the other cheek, but Leann has been nothing short of obnoxious and relentless. Doesn't Leann have anything better to do than combat Brandi? Didn't she at one time have a singing talent? I hear she wasted a whole album on songs about the affair. Hope sales are low.

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@ G

That's right, Brandi. It's better to just smile and move on. You're not an exemption to the rule, nothing last forever. Stop putting your ex-husband and his new wife down. It actually makes you a desparate woman. You're beautiful, succesful and healthy, your sons are safe and healthy. Don't look back and move on..be happy for them.

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Brandi, we all understand that cheating is a bad thing, but you after all this time are actually putting yourself down to a low level. Whats done is done, move on and worry about what your children are reading on what you are saying. Bashing LeeAnn isn't going to bring your ex back to you, and if I were a man, would run like hell if you happened to be interested in me. Lowering yourself is not a good thing.

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@ JRL

I couldn't agree more. This is why guys f*** her, but none want to date her.