Sorry, ladies. Bradley Cooper will not be donning any spandex any time soon.
On the red carpet of last night's SAG Awards - grade his SAG Awards fashion against the style choices of other celebrities now! - Cooper was asked about the rumor that he's interested in portraying Lance Armstrong on the big screen.
And let's just say he was taken aback by that possibility.
"Oh my God, that's so nuts!" the SAG and Oscar Award nominee told Access Hollywood.
Speculation swirled last week after BBC News claimed J.J. Abrams was on board to produce a film version of the book "Cycle of Lies: The Fall of Lance Armstrong."
But, again, this comes as news to Cooper.
"I didn't even know that J.J. [Abrams] has the rights," he said. "I had no idea."
Oh well. So much for seeing the Sexiest Man Alive in bicycle shorts.