Ray Elbe to Sell Broken Penis Pics, Raise Money for Medical Bills

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This just in: it's very expensive to break one's penis.

Just ask Ray Elbe.

The MMA brawler was rushed to a hospital in Malaysia last week after rough sex with his girlfriend resulted in a fractured unit, one with blood spewing out everywhere that required emergency surgery.

It's an incident Elbe describes in harrowing detail below. Be warned, fellas. Be seriously warned...

Now, TMZ reports Elbe actually took photos of the mangled love-making tool and is looking to pay his medical bills by selling them to disturbed interested parties.

Are you among them? How much would you shell out for pictures of Ray Elbe's bloody and broken junk?

 

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people don't have a penis-bone,
so it cannot be fractured . . . .
bullshit!

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