People crowned Channing Tatum Sexiest Man Alive 2012 this week.
Somewhere, the Speedo-wearing, Olympic medal-winning, certified hunk Ryan Lochte is pissed that he was merely on the inside of the annual issue!
Okay, he probably doesn't care. Heck, it's Ryan Lochte. He probably forgot what this shoot was for 30 minutes later. But come on. Eat your heart out, Chan.
You're welcome, ladies. And dog lovers.
Who's sexier, readers?