Onion's Sexiest Man Alive, Kim Jong Un, Reported as Fact By Chinese Newspaper

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The online version of China's Communist Party newspaper hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as 2012's Sexiest Man Alive.

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    ROFLMAO. Didn't this kind of thing happen before??

    This is hilarious. And also really gross. I pity Un's wife. They think she might be pregnant--staunch proof that this blob, spawn of satan climbs on top of her. Given the lovely choices for a NK citizen, it's either that, or starving and utter brainwashing in a failing town. Although, I doubt his poor wife is even close to free. She probably was forced into the marriage. Ick! NK is the absolute worst.

    @ Kats

    Oh duh, the end of the article states it did, in fact, happen in 2002. Did not think it was THAT long ago.

    Wow, to think I had about a 1/6 chance of being born in that area of the world... (Did I just hate on China? Yeah, a little bit. I'd take it over NK though, where I'd surely be dead or in one of their camps. And I know this was just from a Chinese Communist paper, and doesn't represent the whole country, it still is pretty insane such stupidity can exist in a place. And in general, China is an NK sympathizer. Ick again!)

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