What is Lance Armstrong trying to say, exactly, with the photo below and the accompanying caption he Tweeted, "Back in Austin and just layin' around ... "
We honestly have no earthly idea.
Armstrong is, of course, just layin' around in front of the seven Tour de France yellow jerseys he won - symbols of wins the International Cycling Union just stripped from him.
Following the investigation of what the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency called "the most sophisticated, professionalized and successful doping program that sport has ever seen," FYI.
Not exactly a subtle or humble move, but then again, what do you expect from the guy at this point. His arrogance and deceit are almost as prolific as his doping ability.
Lance Armstrong was banned for life from cycling events overseen by the USADA as well, and his 2000 Olympic bronze medal is now under investigation.
But hey, good luck taking those jerseys off the wall at my house! Stick it to the man, Lance!