Glenn Beck, right-wing political pundit and artiste extraordinaire, placed a small figurine of President Barack Obama statue in a jar of urine on his Web show Tuesday.
He did so to make a point about artist Michael D'Antuono's First Amendment right to hang a painting depicting Obama as Jesus Christ. Beck's counter-statue:
"This guy has a right to do this," he mused. "I think that it's offensive. I don't think it's close to reality, but whatever floats your boat. I support his right to do exactly that."
Beck then showed just how much he supports Americans' freedom of expression by creating his own controversial, potentially offensive piece of Barack art.
Using "a Mason jar with a little pee-pee in it," Beck submerged a small Obama statue in a jar of his [presumably fake] urine. "Flowbama," he dubbed it.
It can be yours, too, for the "bargain price of $25,000."
Glenn notes that if the Obama pee statue actually sells, he's got a follow-up in mind: "I'm going to do another piece of art for Michelle Obama and her little abs," he said.
Careful, Glenn. She exercises her 2nd Amendment right to BARE ARMS, and could almost certainly kick your ass. But by all means, sculpt and urinate like a madman.
"It's all protected by this," he said, pointing to the Constitution. "Whether you're offended by this one, or by this one, sucks to be you, doesn't it? Welcome to America."
Land of the free, baby.