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Forget the zombie apocalypse. The far more significant Mayan apocalypse is nigh.

Just two more months to live, people of Earth! If you believe in that sort of thing.

Mayan Ruins

Today (October 21) starts the two-month countdown toward doomsday, according to an interpretation of the Mayan calendar that predicts the end of the world on 12/21/12.

Which sucks, but the upside? No wasting time and money Christmas shopping.

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Lindsay Lohan has HAD IT with Michael Lohan, and the events of this month - leaking the phone call during her fight with her mom, and Friday's intervention attempt - were the last straw.

  • A Michael Lohan Picture
  • Lindsay Lohan Dazed

The actress will seek a restraining order against him, according to reports.

Lindsay's mom has been encouraging her to do this ever since MiLo secretly recorded and leaked a phone call she made detailing the epic fight with Dina earlier this month.

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Octomom believes her mail lady is spying on her, according to reports. We wouldn't be too surprised ... that Octomom is so self-absorbed and paranoid that she believes this.

Freak

Nadya Suleman's rep claims she saw someone taking photos of her car Thursday, and that the postal worker claimed she took them because she "wanted one for herself."

Octo and her security team weren't buying it.

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The countdown can officially begin.

With Iron Man 3 set to hit theaters in May, and with the official trailer to debut this Tuesday, Marvel has given fans their very first look at the return of Tony Stark.

Based on the following snippets, it will include one perilous situation for Gwyneth Paltrow's Pepper Potts, along with Ben Kingsley as the villain Mandarin.

Sit back and blast off now:

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Taylor Swift covers the latest issue of Billboard.

In promotion of her new album - set to break every chart record out there on October 22 - the super, duper star talks to the magazine about a number of topics related to "Red."

Taylor Swift Billboard Cover

To wit:

Its theme: It's all the different ways that you have to say goodbye to someone. When you're experiencing the ups and downs of a relationship, especially when you're 22 years old, they all strike you different ways. Every different kind of missing someone, every kind of loss - it all sounds different to me.

When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower and when I'm falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster. So I think, because time seems to move so slow when I'm sad, that's why I spend so much time writing songs about it. It seems like I have more hours in the day.

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Kim Kardashian, THG's favorite celebrity/arch nemesis, turns 32 years old today.

The talent-free reality star has been in the news lately for pretending to date Kanye West and for posing in a bikini. She's also been busy paying her intern to post updates on Facebook and Twitter.

Kardashian at least deserves credit for mastering the celebrity gossip game, having learned how little it takes in this day and age to be famous.

For that, and on the anniversary of her birth, we salute Kim and we encourage readers to send in their best birthday wishes!

Kim Kardashian with Cleavage

Below, we honor the birthday gal with a montage of Kim Kardashian nude pics...

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CoupinCabin fired Kate Gosselin last week, but she's just received HOT new job offer.

Vivid Entertainment wants the mother of eight to host her own show on the company's new cable division, VividTV. There's only one minor caveat:

Full. Nudity.

Katherine Gosselin

Vivid Entertainment CEO Steven Hirsch wrote to Kate: "We have binders full of women who would love the job, but you're definitely our first choice."

Well played there.

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel married Friday in Italy, and have been together for so long that his serious relationship with Britney Spears has been all but forgotten.

It's been revisited in unlikely fashion, thanks to Sam Lutfi's lawsuit against Britney.

  • Britney and Justin Timberlake
  • Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears' Friend

Lutfi says Britney overdosed on drugs, which he tried to stop, and that she owes him money for past managerial duties, along with damages for defaming him since.

Her attorneys tell a drastically different story.

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