Octomom Nadya Suleman received a lovely housewarming gift last weekend.
Eggs. Lots and lots of eggs. Lobbed at her residence from the street, that is.
The mother of 14 wasn't there - she was attending a drag queen show at a nightclub - but the Octo-brood was there to witness the egging Friday evening.
Welcome to Palmdale.
It wasn't until the next morning that she discovered the vandalism.
According to TMZ, it took Octomom $100 to clean it up, and an extra $100 to exterminate the small army of ants the rotting eggs attracted from all around.
The suburban attackers are still on the loose, and Halloween isn't for another two weeks. You can imagine they'll be back with reinforcements then.