Esquire has named Mila Kunis the Sexiest Woman Alive, including with the honor a photo shoot of the actress that leaves only one rational response:
We really hate you, Ashton Kutcher.
Despite her ridiculous looks and the praise that comes along with them, Kunis tries to remain grounded.
"I think that if I bought into the hype, I would lose all sight of who I am, and so much of who I am is what my parents went through and instilled in me," she tells the magazine. "And I never want to lose that. Ever. Because I would be so disappointed if I didn't make them proud."
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