Justin Bieber Sued for Stolen Credit Card, Penis Enlargement, Selena Gomez Abortion Money

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Yup, now we've heard it all.

A man in Michigan - claiming to be the father of Selena Gomez - has filed a lawsuit against Justin Bieber, accusing the 19-year old superstar of stealing his American Express card.

And what, exactly, did Bieber supposedly do with it?

Justin Bieber in White

Well...

  • He paid for Selena's abortion
  • He underwent penis enlargement surgery.
  • He purchased cocaine with "p-ditty" to sell in "drug free school zones."

The documents also claim Bieber gave Gomez a sexually transmitted disease and, we need to quote it verbatim in this case, "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry firework song in my ear drums."

"America must boycott biebers music," the man concludes in the lawsuit.

No problem, sir. We'll get right on that. Thank you for bringing all these transgressions to our attention.

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    i think Justin need to grow up...

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    JUSTIN YOU MORON!!! WHY DDID YOU DO THIS SHIT??? even though it might not be true, BUT WHY???!!!!!!???

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    What? :) :)

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    Darn you justin bieber i was your idol. ABORTION?!?!?!!?!!?THAT IS KILLING A FUCKING BABY YOU RETARD!!! and PENIS ENLARGMENT, why because fucking selena gomez and then PAYING FOR ABORTION doesnt tell people you anis is big enough allready, damn you. youre a real COCK FACE

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    Um, if justin can afford to do all of these with his own money;P god people these days trying to make Justin look bad..love u justin