Lindsay Lohan knows a thing or two about total and complete disasters. At least in her personal life.
So with Hurricane Sandy and its 85 mile-per-hour winds approaching the East Coast today, this trainwreck has a message for all those being evacuated and told to remain insider:
WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace, Lohan Tweeted in regard to the mammoth storm.
Seriously, people. Think positive and pray and you'll be fine just walking right through those record-breaking gusts and floods.
Among other, far more reasonable reactions on Twitter today from famous folks:
Alec Baldwin: Sandy . . .that b****!
Bethenny Frankel: I'm nervous. People say sandy is worse than Irene. We're on the water in the hamptons & near it in the city. Both will be evacuated
Jerry Seinfeld: Mayor Bloomberg going with zip up neck sweater to fight Sandy. Shows preparedness. Windy: zip it up Storm over: back down
Jimmy Fallon: East coasters stay safe – watch the news and look for updates. #Sandy We will be doing a new show tomorrow night no matter what. #LateNight
Jimmy Kimmel: starting to get windy here in #Brooklyn. . . I hope our shows don't fly away
Kirstie Alley: hello Maine . . . Is the storm hitting around Camden Maine?? thank you
Kristin Chenoweth: No Katie Couric show tomorrow because she needs to cover Frankenstorm! Scary stuff!
Kim Kardashian: Back in Miami now. Missed the storm. I'm praying for everyone on the East Coast. I hope everyone is safe!
Khloe Kardashian Odom: Praying for everyone on the East.
Larry King: Is #Sandy a boy or a girl?
Lena Dunham: My dad re: the hurricane: "I have tons of cash and a salad"