Chris Brown has just released an overproduced and unintentionally hilarious video in which he drunkenly rambles that he's in love with Rihanna AND Karrueche Tran.
Cue the violins.
"Is there such thing as loving two people? I don't know if that's possible but for me I just feel like that," he muses. "I'm not trying to be a player ... I just care too much sometimes."
Yes, he's serious. Full of yourself much?
With due credit to the gritty, melodramatically somber and artistic nature of this
propaganda film, stringing along your GF while banging your ex makes you the epitome of a player.
Karrueche may be naive for not realizing it, but come on now Chris.
Anyway, the video is clearly designed to put a positive spin on his decision to dump Karrueche this week - only after Rihanna and Chris Brown hooked up a lot.
He also makes abundantly clear that he's wasted for some reason.
Clips of him drinking champagne straight from the bottle, clubbing up a storm and slouched over while smoking are spliced together, and he says, "I'm a little drunk, I'mma be honest."
Good to know brah.
Neither Rihanna nor and Karrueche Tran are mentioned by name, but both are briefly shown in the video. Watch it below, then tell us what you think of Chris Brown ...