Your move, Donald Trump.
During an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno yesterday, President Barack Obama was asked about the real estate mogul's supposed election-altering bombshell... which turned out to simply be a bribe related to Obama's college transcripts.
Why is there such animosity from Trump, dating back to his insistence that Obama produce his birth certificate?
"This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya," Obama joked. "We had constant run-ins on the soccer field. He wasn't very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America, I thought it would be over."
Come on. That's pretty funny.
The President added that he's never event meant the attention-obsessed Celebrity Apprentice host.
What about his atrocious performance at the first debate?
"The truth is, this is not a natural way of communicating,"he said. "You don't sit next to somebody and have an extended argument with them like that...With Michelle, I just concede every point. That's why we celebrated our 20th anniversary."
Looks like someone's joke writers were on their game last night.
The election is now less than two weeks away. Where do you stand, readers? Who will you vote for?