The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Vacation, All I Ever Wanted ...

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The Real Housewives of New York City quickly turned from "Vacation, All I Ever Wanted" to Get me the Hell out of here!  We recap who couldn't hold their alcohol and who had all the best lines in this THG +/- review.

Ramona and Sonja are still stinging from Aviva calling them white trash but they're also wondering what she meant…so they google the term.  HIlarious!  Plus 10.  How can you not laugh at these two?

Carole plans a dinner with just her, Russ, Aviva and Reid and doesn't invite the other women.  Minus 8.  She could have at least told them that she wanted some quiet time with Aviva.  Maybe that would have calmed things down.  Instead everyone ended up feeling slighted.

Aviva's Dark Side

Then Aviva barges in on a private conversation between Ramona, Sonja, and Carole.  Minus 7.  Not cool.

Maybe I've just grown use to Ramona and Sonja's craziness but Aviva's high and mighty attitude is really getting on my nerves.

Aviva decides that the reason Ramona and Sonja don't want Reid around is that they don't want a witness to their atrocious behavior.  Plus 10 for making me laugh.  These two couldn't care less who watches their drunken antics and did Aviva conveniently forget the camera crew filming it for the world to see? 

Aviva's complaining about Sonja's drinking, skinny dipping and bringing men home.  Plus 11 to Sonja who tells her, "I don't think you got the brochure on St. Barts."

Why is Aviva so fixated on Sonja's sex life?  Granted, she's kind of slutty but she's a single, adult woman and can do what and whom she wants.  Why is Aviva making this her business. 

Everyone heads out to lunch but things don't get much better.  No one notices that all the talk about Aviva's trouble with the airplane ride is pushing Carole over the edge.  Minus 12.  If anyone should have anxiety issues, it's Carole.

But Aviva swears her issues are the last thing she wants to focus on.  Then please shut up already!  Heather's right when she says the woman can't stop talking about herself.

Love the joke about the Ramona / Heather curse being broken after Heather ran face first into the glass door.  Plus 10.  Then Luann asks if they'll have to throw Aviva off a cliff to break her curse. 

Oh, I'd give extra points if someone would.

And there is yet another fight between Sonja and Aviva.  Plus 15 to Sonja.  She had me rolling when she told Aviva she'd already thanked Reid for bringing her down but now she wanted to know if it was possible to return to sender.

There's one last dinner to get through and Luann makes a toast to Aviva.  Luann really can't help herself. She's just got to stir the pot.

Sonja and Ramona ditch Carole.  Minus 9.  It's Russ' big night and Carole's their host.  Despite everything that's happened they should have gone to the concert.

Instead they head back to pack and drink, and drink, and drink.  Surprisingly Ramona handles her liquor much better than Sonja.

Sonja & Ramona Party

But just when things get really tense, Heather throws a Hail Mary and jumps in the pool.  Everyone else follows, although not always willingly.  Plus 8 to Heather for hip checking Ramona.  That had to feel good.

Next week it's back to New York.  Will Aviva continue her journey towards the dark side?  Tune in and find out.

EPISODE TOTAL: +28! SEASON TOTAL: -292!

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Who wants to watch normal?I watch these ladies for a laugh,not life lessons.

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Carol shows so much class in every situation. Instead of the WWJD bracelet, I want a WWCR bracelet! I will look at it when I'm dealing with all the bitchy horse show moms at my barn. (Dance moms have NOTHING on horse show moms!)

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I totally agree with everyone else that Aviva is turning into a self indulgent, egomaniac who will not let shit go! I thought Reid was showing his nasty side by calling the women fat and old. Granted they aren't exactly young, but fat? Give me a break. I guess compared to the walking praying mantis he is married to they are big.

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While Aviva wasn't wrong in calling Ramonja white trash, I find her behavior equally appaling. Expending everyone to roll the red carpet for Reid, expecting a welcome banner, expecting a welcome party??? Is she freaking kidding??? Not one of these housewives is special enough to deserve or expect that. For Ramona and Sonja to bail on the concert was very selfish. And I don't know what to say about Sonja...she's in her 50's and she has a daughter...whoring around in St Barths is NOT appropriate behavior! She needs to go to AA.

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I have really been enjoying Ramona and Sonja when they're together in their drunken stupor--in the group--not so much.

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The "Houswives" shows are tough to watch because the majority of the ladies look like men in drag. They should call these shows "Shemales Gone Wild".

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I can not stand Aviva. When she said they should of laid out the red carpet to welcome her, WHO DOES she think she is. You are NO ONE. And I love return to sender, leave Sonja and Ramona alone, they are just having fun. Jealous doesn't look good on Aviva anhd she needs to STFU over her phobias, WHO CARES you fricken self centered BIATCH.

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Aviva does have some chutzpah lecturing and commenting on the sex habits of anyone after she unleashed her father on these women. She should have at the very least apologized profusely, and then handed out coupons for penicillin for anyone that came within 20 feet of him. And another thing, since when does a grown woman discuss her father's sex practices-are you kidding? Once my mother mentioned my father not liking condoms, and it took 10 years of therapy to get passed that one. There's something wrong with her.....

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I say Bravo should send Aviva to Honey Boo Boo's house in Georgia! Maybe they can give her a pity party for all her countless Phobias & cure her of her white trash issues, lol!. Just wait till Karma catches up with Aviva for that cruel remark comparison she made with Sonja & Anna Nicole Smith(God Rest her Soul). Let's see if her world slides threw her fingers! The fickle finger of fate could end up her ass.Her husband is a saint to put up with all her baggage & BS. Maybe he'll see the light & move on....

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Who the hell made Aviva the Cuchie monitor?? WTF? Its none of her business who these ladies are banging. Jeez! Aviva's one jealous phobia ridden bat shit crazy bitch. She sucks the air out of a room! She royally screwed herself in New York Society. Who the hell wants to be around her. Instead of a bikini, she should be wearing a Nuns Habit with her fucked up Moral judgment issues. No one judged her with that discusting turtle faced pervert dirty old man Father of hers. Her dad can talk about squirting at the table & that's not white trash? Lol. I love Ramona & sonja, they know how to love life! Aviva is the Ultimate narcissus who should stop monitoring everyone's Snatch! Cheers to the First Ladies of NY-Sonja & Ramona!!