The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Vacation, All I Ever Wanted ...

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The Real Housewives of New York City quickly turned from "Vacation, All I Ever Wanted" to Get me the Hell out of here!  We recap who couldn't hold their alcohol and who had all the best lines in this THG +/- review.

Ramona and Sonja are still stinging from Aviva calling them white trash but they're also wondering what she meant…so they google the term.  HIlarious!  Plus 10.  How can you not laugh at these two?

Carole plans a dinner with just her, Russ, Aviva and Reid and doesn't invite the other women.  Minus 8.  She could have at least told them that she wanted some quiet time with Aviva.  Maybe that would have calmed things down.  Instead everyone ended up feeling slighted.

Aviva's Dark Side

Then Aviva barges in on a private conversation between Ramona, Sonja, and Carole.  Minus 7.  Not cool.

Maybe I've just grown use to Ramona and Sonja's craziness but Aviva's high and mighty attitude is really getting on my nerves.

Aviva decides that the reason Ramona and Sonja don't want Reid around is that they don't want a witness to their atrocious behavior.  Plus 10 for making me laugh.  These two couldn't care less who watches their drunken antics and did Aviva conveniently forget the camera crew filming it for the world to see? 

Aviva's complaining about Sonja's drinking, skinny dipping and bringing men home.  Plus 11 to Sonja who tells her, "I don't think you got the brochure on St. Barts."

Why is Aviva so fixated on Sonja's sex life?  Granted, she's kind of slutty but she's a single, adult woman and can do what and whom she wants.  Why is Aviva making this her business. 

Everyone heads out to lunch but things don't get much better.  No one notices that all the talk about Aviva's trouble with the airplane ride is pushing Carole over the edge.  Minus 12.  If anyone should have anxiety issues, it's Carole.

But Aviva swears her issues are the last thing she wants to focus on.  Then please shut up already!  Heather's right when she says the woman can't stop talking about herself.

Love the joke about the Ramona / Heather curse being broken after Heather ran face first into the glass door.  Plus 10.  Then Luann asks if they'll have to throw Aviva off a cliff to break her curse. 

Oh, I'd give extra points if someone would.

And there is yet another fight between Sonja and Aviva.  Plus 15 to Sonja.  She had me rolling when she told Aviva she'd already thanked Reid for bringing her down but now she wanted to know if it was possible to return to sender.

There's one last dinner to get through and Luann makes a toast to Aviva.  Luann really can't help herself. She's just got to stir the pot.

Sonja and Ramona ditch Carole.  Minus 9.  It's Russ' big night and Carole's their host.  Despite everything that's happened they should have gone to the concert.

Instead they head back to pack and drink, and drink, and drink.  Surprisingly Ramona handles her liquor much better than Sonja.

Sonja & Ramona Party

But just when things get really tense, Heather throws a Hail Mary and jumps in the pool.  Everyone else follows, although not always willingly.  Plus 8 to Heather for hip checking Ramona.  That had to feel good.

Next week it's back to New York.  Will Aviva continue her journey towards the dark side?  Tune in and find out.



There was so much whining about who did this, what they had to leave behind, and how badly they were treated. They all seemed to lose sight that they were guests of Carole. I was floored that there was very little appreciation for the hostess. Instead, there was complaining. Really awful. I guess that's the housewives for you, but with the exception of Carole, I would NEVER invite them anywhere. I still find it hard to believe that there are women out there that behave like this, but then, I guess that is why I watch the show: it's a circus!!


Sandra its just like the episode where Patsy and Edina went to France and stayed in the caretakers cottage. I hadn't thought about it before but they are so similar!


I couldn't agree more with the last four posts! Fay is so right about Sonja's child suffering because of her moms on camera antics. And Sandra you couldn't be more right!


I think Aviva should have stayed in New York in her bubble of privilege where she's used to everyone coddling and pampering her instead of going on this trip. If she worked like Ramona and Heather, maybe her hang ups wouldn't be at the level she has allowed them to be--you know, actually use the degrees she has instead of collecting them like stamps. And who is she to criticize Sonja's sex life after unleashing her father on her--and us, yuck!


I love watching Ramona--period!! I have alway liked her since season one. I didn't watch the last season after Bethenny left, (can't stand Jill Zarin) but I have watched this season, and I must say I am enjoying it this far. Ramona and Sonja, on this trip to St. Barths, reminds me of Patsy and Edina from the show Absolutely Fabulous!


How ironic when Aviva calls Sonja double crossing and double dealing when, in fact, Aviva has played each of the women at some point: agreeing with Sonja about Heather talking too much ( which has never been the case); then lending a sympathetic ear when Heather confided in her about Ramona's remark about Heather. Most annoying is Aviva's bragging about her Vassar and law school education yet she has continually misused the Nominative csse pronoun: "This is from Reid and I "( this is from I?!!!!) should be from Reid and (from) me. I actually liked Ramona in this recent episode because she stopped taking herself so seriously and laughed at Aviva's excessive need for pity and embraced the "white trash" insult.


drunk is never a good look...drunk women over 40 trying to act like slutty girls gone wild is even worse..drunk women picking up on other womens men, taking sloppy seconds on camera for your child and all their friends to see is the perfect defination of white trash...


WHY, tell me WHY, no one has the guts to tell Ramona that she is just not normal. PERIOD. Lady Like women are, Luann, Heather, Sonja. Love them all. They are most sincere. Aviva very sweet. Carol, ahhhhhhhhhh, so annoying and bitchy. BUT ROMONA, What a total Freek, hearing nothing but her own voice and thought all day long. Her husband follows. Freek Jr.


I watch these ladies for fun,not for life lessons!


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