The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Dinasty of Denial

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On The Real Housewives of New Jersey the "Dinasty of Denial" only grows once everyone returns to Jersey.  We recap the cutest and scariest ways they all try to move forward in our THG +/- review.

It's back to Jersey and back to school for the Gorga and Guidice clans.  As Teresa has to yell and push to get everyone out of bed, Joe Gorga's making delicious looking pancakes for his brood. 

But despite the cute family scene the Gorga's still miss the bus for the first day of first grade.  Still, I've got to give them a Plus 8 for rolling with the punches.  Joe and Melissa both laughed it off, jumped in the car and drove off.  At least they got some fun family photos.

A Gorga Breakfast

Back at the Guidice home, Joe's comparing cousin Kathy to a frog and making fun of Caroline's hair.  Teresa gushes about how her husband is "really, really, smart."  Wow.  That's just scary.  Minus 10.

Over at Kathy's, the whole family is headed down to the University of Maryland so Victoria can check out the campus.  Plus 12 to Richie.  I think he's right. It would be good for Victoria not to be able to run home and have mommy do her laundry.

But apparently the fantasy of college didn't include small shared spaces and cinder block walls.  I guess no one here has seen the inside of a dorm room before. 

Caroline and her brood head off to mid-town Manhattan where they perform their own SiriusXM radio show.  Minus 20.  It's a complete disaster. 

Hardly anyone calls in and the entire family is floundering.  It's not only embarrassing, it's painful.

Over in Jersey, Teresa has her Fabellini launch party.  As she walks her own red carpet her husband yells out, "Let me get a Fabellini bottle before I Fab your ass, b*tch."  Joe Guidice.  The epitome of class.  Minus 15.

Teresa decided to keep the party exclusive and only invite her quality friends.  Jacqueline got slighted because, as Teresa says, she "hurted" her.  I have to give at least a plus 5 to another classic Teresaism. 

But Dina rates an invite and she looks pretty ditzy walking in on her too high heels and cracking her gum.  Minus 10

I'm not even sure Dina knows what Teresa is talking about when she mentions her insults to Caroline's family in the cookbook.  Dina just stares back at her looking kind of clueless.  Perhaps she'd sampled a little too much Fabellini.

Little Diva

Back home, Melissa is still trying to play peacemaker and takes her daughter and the Guidice kids for little girl mani/pedis.  I'm not sure if the whole thing is too cute for words or just disturbing.  It's like mini diva training and these kids really don't need the help.

But will Melissa's good will come back to bite her.  It looks like a blast from the past is coming and we'll have to tune in next week to see which Housewife gets knocked down.

EPISODE TOTAL: -30! SEASON TOTAL: -336!

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This episode was snoozefest. The best part of the episode were the pancakes Joe Gorga was making...they did look yummy!
Things will heat up next week. Tre tries to call out Melissa for allegedly being a stripper. Not a big fan of Kim D though. She is so lame and so desperate for screen time!

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ANDY DESTROYED THIS SHOW BY KEEPINT TRE AT THE FORFRONT,. I'M DONE WITH IT. WILL NOT WATCH IT EVER AGAIN OR RESPOND IN COMMENTS. HEY ANDY, WAKE UP YOU SCREWED THIS ONE BIG TIME. JUST BECAUSE WE COMMENT DOES NOT MAKE IT A HIT. IT IS A BIG SUCK ASS FAILURE. GOOD BYE FOREVER

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TreApe and caveman husband are the lowest of the low. I can not stand another minute of this show. Hope they both get what they deserve. Joe in prison and TreApe in a one bedroom apartment with mice.

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Does it bother anyone else out there that Teresa is so ingnorant on sooo many levels? The fact that she cannot stretch her brain enough to see any other points of view other than her own is disturbing, especially when many family relationships depend on Teresa developing some evidence of mature insight. Teresa is so insecure about her motherly abilities, she cannot be a complete adult, looking up to that ingnoramus husband and believing he is so smart. It's really sad to watch her blood boil when Kathy or Jac reach out to her children to offer a kindness or support in their little lives. I hope someone turns a corner towards the bright side soon, this is becoming too stupid for any more words.

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I stopped watching this slow moving train wreck back when the cookbook came out T had my blood pressure through the roof!! Makes me wanna go to Jersey & show her what we do to bitches in Texas.

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Teresa has become a trifling train wreck,hustler of people to her heart. How she deals with her simple ass hubby,I don't get! Sick of Caroline& her holier than thou attitude. She speaks the truth,yes,but that attitude. Love Melissa & Kathy. Kathy & Rich have a great family. Their kids are raised right. Let's not even go there bout Teresa s BRATS ! As for Jacqueline. Too needy, too nice. To wanna still be buds with Teresa,after their fight,is a waste of time. No invite to party should open her eyes to T. Bet it won't.

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So obvious that "Aaron" & "jennifer" is the same person. Probably related to the gorgas. No one would ever think joe gorga is hot unless you have beer goggles. Lol

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If these people on the show want to keep their health & sanity, they should pull the plug on the show NOW. They all look tired & need to move on. I haven't seen such bickering since 8th grade. This is all about money..why would anyone continue this behavior for any other reason? I think these women all have good in them & need to take care of their families. The stress is showing..please move on.

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Not sure why the radio gig was such a disaster. It seems the program did not promote?
Once again, Teresa comes out looking like she spent 6 hours on makeup and hair but still has no
class. Jac "hurted" her? But then Andy had her on Watch What Happens and was WAY too kind to
her after this horrible season with her destroying everything in her path. I give up. I'm done with the
show.
Obviously they are going for the worst possible personalities to keep the show low class and spotlight
Joe and Teresa.