Sorry. I just bought a bridge in N.Y.," and the " iz ken identify, wif da brother."

"zero"...what an apt name for you! I couldn't have selected a better one for ya!

WOOOOO HOOOOOO YOU GO BILL, AND THANK FOR THE 8 PROSPEROUS YEARS WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO (crap, then came bush) and the world died......

Don't jack with a Jayhawk! She knows her history. I can't get over that crowd last night at the DNC- somebody thought they had dropped confetti after it was over but in reality it was empty envelopes that had a $20 for each person who came to watch. Can you imagine the stinch in that place this morning. Freaking Toenail clippings everywhere. Cell phones going off that would drown out the speaker. What a crowd.

Chippy says- I am stupid beyond repair. Who is this play by play fool? Too many cartoons? Another forrest gump on the Half Shell? MAMA SAYS .. AHHHHH.. Life's like a Box of Chocolates .... Jenny! And I was Ruuuuuuning!