Kim Kardashian Kompares Televised Wedding to Cancer Diagnosis

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Just over a year ago, Kim Kardashian filmed her wedding to Kris Humphries, airing it as part of a four-hour special on E! and raking in millions from the event.

The couple, of course, filed for divorce 72 days later and Kardashian now says she's learned a lot from letting cameras into her personal life in such a manner. You know, just like someone diagnosed with cancer learns how to battle against the odds and appreciate every second of life and...

... wait... what?

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In a wide-ranging interview with The Guardian, Kardashian refers to this "decision in life" and explains:

"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

Incredibly, this insensitive, myopic, utterly ridiculous comment might not be the most non-sensical thing Kim utters in the article. Consider:

She's bigger than Lucille Ball! "When I hear people say [what are you famous for?], I want to say, what are you talking about? I have a hit TV show. We've shot more episodes than I Love Lucy! We've been on the air longer than The Andy Griffith Show! I mean, these are iconic shows, so it blows my mind when people say that."

She's earned the success of her TV show! "If everyone could do [be on a reality TV show], everyone would. It doesn't make sense to me."

She's talented because she's famous! "What is my talent? Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. Do you know what I mean?"

She'd get married on TV all over again! "You never say never. Because who knows? So many other people I know have gotten married on TV and it has worked out amazing for them."

It's nice to see this new and improved Kardashian has learned that life lesson, isn't it?

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And yet, sadly, most men would take her over a real woman of substance because she's so incredibly beautiful. Some men would deny it, but which of us hasn't watched the sex tape? It's her one contribution, and the only reason people watch her, aside from seeing what incredibly stupid, vacuous thing she and her family will do next. Still, when one doesn't know the company of a beautiful woman, it's a pain like, like... aw, I was gonna say cancer, but I'm not sure everyone would've gotten the sarcastic humor!

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Damn some of u r f***ed up unless she trying hard for the first time

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CLUELESS CUNT...this sleazy whore's day will come..this slut has no idea what real suffering is..

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When you get the diagnosis of cancer you will feel pain a bad decision that you made to marry cannot compare. Don't make stupid comments you are fortunate to so far be spared this diagnosis but you don't know pain money cannot help. Wake up and shutup.

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I would like to apologise to my brain for reading about this woman-i deeply feel the pain it went through as I was reading it will never happen again

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no no no, she means F*GGOT-NESS.
the disseas rok hudson suffered!!

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Obnoxious baitch, she thinks she's so talented, oh please go away. I never dislike any celebrities as much as her, she's the queen of rubbish!

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What an imbecile.

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Ugh! What an idiot! She makes my brain hurt :(

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When is this stupid girl going to go away?

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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