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Forget Jackass.

Bam Margera unintentionally found himself on an episode of Jacking Off Bare Ass last night. Here’s what went down:

Law enforcement insiders tell TMZ that Margera dialed 911 after he was awoken by a naked woman kissing him inside his Pennsylvania bedroom. Weird, right? It gets weirder…

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When Bam was on the phone, the 24-year old intruder drooped to the floor and started to touch herself. Yes, like that!

Margera reportedly hung up and kicked the birthday-suited female out of his home. When the cops arrived, they found her in the area surrounding the mansion and arrested her on the spot. She now faces charges of burglary, criminal trespass, and stalking.

So the only question that remains: Does anyone know where Tila Tequila was last night?